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Re: Limericks....
« Reply #30 on Oct 11, 2011, 8:48am »		[Quote]
A young cactus man called Mick
Was said to never miss a trick
But nowt did he cook
Tasted like owt but muck
And his cake was just like a brick.
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« Reply #31 on Oct 11, 2011, 9:01am »		[Quote]
A young cactus man called Mick,
Had chat up lines that were slick.
But later in bed,
The girls sadly said,
His prick was as thick as a wick.
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« Reply #32 on Oct 11, 2011, 9:15am »		[Quote]
That scans better. Keep trying Wordsworth....
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« Reply #33 on Oct 11, 2011, 9:47am »		[Quote]
A lascivious man, onlyMark,
Would jump out at girls after dark.
They'd scream and they'd cry
But he'd say with a sigh,
My bite is much worse than my bark........... :P
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« Reply #34 on Oct 11, 2011, 10:11am »		[Quote]
Lascivious - got four syllables that has. I'm not so good with that many.
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« Reply #35 on Oct 11, 2011, 6:11pm »		[Quote]
There was an adonis called Mark
Who opened a caravan park
He wouldn't let girls in
And boys were forbidden
But free vans bestowed on aardvarks
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« Reply #36 on Oct 11, 2011, 6:17pm »		[Quote]
There was a young cactus called Mick
Who only loved plants that would prick (steady)
The spines they would stab him
And sometimes kebab him
But still he thought they were magic
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« Reply #37 on Oct 11, 2011, 7:00pm »		[Quote]
Hope y'all are happy -- I was drinking some soup as I read these & almost choked. You people are wasted in your day jobs. You have brilliant careers in limerick writing ahead of you.
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Re: Limericks....
« Reply #38 on Oct 12, 2011, 1:40pm »		[Quote]
Adonis? Mark?
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« Reply #39 on Oct 12, 2011, 5:04pm »		[Quote]
we've never met....but in my head he is a brave adventurer....a sort of Indiana Jones only younger and better looking.... ;)
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« Reply #40 on Oct 12, 2011, 7:14pm »		[Quote]
You got me in one.

And without the hat.
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« Reply #41 on Oct 13, 2011, 5:30pm »		[Quote]
what about the whip? :o


uh-oh...Mark is transmuting in my head to Frankenfurter.....
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« Reply #42 on Oct 13, 2011, 7:13pm »		[Quote]
The whip is a standard fitting. I never go anywhere without it.

Get some funny looks in the supermarket though.
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« Reply #43 on Oct 15, 2011, 3:11am »		[Quote]
The Adonis-like whippersnapper, Mark
is a whiz with a whip in the dark.
He snaps heads off of fleas
as quick as you please,
and can unzip frocks for a lark.
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Re: Limericks....
« Reply #44 on Oct 15, 2011, 8:30am »		[Quote]
That's good Bixa!
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« Reply #45 on Oct 15, 2011, 4:09pm »		[Quote]
;D
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« Reply #46 on Oct 15, 2011, 4:51pm »		[Quote]
The untalented Bixa once said,
"Tried limericks until I was red."
But Mick and Cheery opined
that her efforts were most refined.
Now Bixa will write 'til she's dead.
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