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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2009 21:38:16 GMT
Who would click on such a title? You should be ashamed of yourself.  Actually, this is just a place to look at funny public toilet signs. I have actually seen the sign shown for Cambodia. One comes across it regularly in places where people may not know how to use a Western toilet. |
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Post by rikita on Jul 9, 2009 22:01:09 GMT
and there i was already wracking my brain for drunk memories and stories...
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Post by lagatta on Jul 10, 2009 0:09:27 GMT
Me too. Also festivals etc. Hint, for the girls, skirts are better than trousers.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 2:15:42 GMT
Me too, I am only just getting back to be able to squat again after knee rehab  |
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Post by happytraveller on Jul 10, 2009 7:19:25 GMT
See casimira, I told you you would be able to get there again !  |
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Post by tillystar on Jul 10, 2009 10:38:55 GMT
I cannot resisit sharing my favorite pee in a public place festival story!
I was at Bilbao festival with Mr Star and about 10 of his make friends. After a lot of beer I needed a wee and the portaloos where overflowing and vile. I had sandlas in and they needed waders at the very least. I was about to cry as there were no hidden corners to slip off into. The boys decided to stand by the kerb in a circle all facing outwards so I could wee in the middle. It was 1am so very dark and there was lots of radom behaviour going on so I like to think no one noticed!!
True gentlemen ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 14:39:09 GMT
See casimira, I told you you would be able to get there again ! And you were the only one I could share that with as all the other people involved were male. Although I did get a huge smile out of the surgeon when I went for my last post op follow up. He warned me not to try to do any deep knee bends or "squats" and I proudly told him how I was able to squat out in the woods picking blackberries. He blushed and I could tell that he enjoyed it.(he's a little stodgy) Tilly,what a great story!. That's chivalry at it's finest. |
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Post by bixaorellana on Jul 10, 2009 17:14:05 GMT
Great guys, Tilly!
My preferred beverage at festivals & parties is always beer and it's always problematic since I have the bladder of a sparrow.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2009 17:58:55 GMT
You girly people are always so excited by the idea of peeing in public. If you were a guy, you'd know it is only natural, especially in Europe.
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Post by rikita on Jul 10, 2009 22:04:25 GMT
hm i also had people standing in a circle around me so i can pee once - that was in prague, for new years 2000, so it was very crowded. they were only two people standing in front of me though, so i could see people looking at me. the guy that was to be my bf for several years, almost got beaten up because he tried to block the view of a few guys that seemed interested in seeing my naked ass...
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Post by BigIain on Jul 11, 2009 7:56:46 GMT
peeing in public is a national passtime for men in France, Kerouac! I still always have to toot the horn at blokes who have pulled their car over and have got out for a pee. I guess that this will always be funny?
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Post by bazfaz on Jul 11, 2009 9:59:00 GMT
Yes, in France men just stand by the side of the road to pee, no searching for a bush. Women are more discreet.
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Post by bazfaz on Jul 11, 2009 10:00:44 GMT
Oh, and in Belgium I once was using a public urinal when a woman came in, hoisted up her skirt and had a pee.
In such a situation is it correct to pretend you haven't seen her? Or should I have wished her Bonjour?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 12:37:18 GMT
I've had to pee in public and on the side of roads on various road trips before. Although, ofcourse, I try and find some kind of tree to hide behind first!
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Post by happytraveller on Jul 11, 2009 14:38:22 GMT
I remember when I took my hubby to France the first time he used to go right into the bush and hide to do a pee. He has become quite european since then and just stands on the side of the road now too ;D
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Post by bazfaz on Jul 11, 2009 20:48:30 GMT
Time for a small joke.
A Paris flic was patrolling the path by the Seine when he spotted a man in s suspicious occupation.
"Defense d'uriner," the flic shouted.
"Je ne pisse pas," the man replied, "je m'abuse."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 21:09:06 GMT
are you sure he didn't say "je m'amuse" instead ?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 22:02:58 GMT
From a trip to Bangkok...  |
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Post by bixaorellana on Jul 11, 2009 22:47:04 GMT
Do we even want to know what that means?
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Post by rikita on Jul 12, 2009 20:11:47 GMT
i once tried to learn how to pee standing up (and it not running down my legs) i managed quite well, except when drunk - which was when i usually needed it...
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Post by mockchoc on Jul 13, 2009 8:12:34 GMT
On my eighteenth birthday I went on a camping trip in the wild and two of my girlfriends and I needed to pee.
We all got out, crouched down and I got my bum stung by stinging nettle. ;D
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Post by tillystar on Jul 13, 2009 8:33:30 GMT
Oh no Mockers!!! What a terrible thing to happen to a person! That has always been a random fear when peeing in the woods. Now I will be more scared than ever  |
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Post by spindrift on Jul 13, 2009 8:38:03 GMT
On my trek in and out of Mustang, Nepal we were all obliged to pee in public since the landscape didn't always offer bushes or rocks to hide behind. After the first time it doesn't seem to bother me.
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Post by hwinpp on Jul 14, 2009 5:53:40 GMT
On my eighteenth birthday I went on a camping trip in the wild and two of my girlfriends and I needed to pee. We all got out, crouched down and I got my bum stung by stinging nettle. ;D Men have a natural advantage there  |
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Post by bazfaz on Jul 14, 2009 7:19:29 GMT
On my eighteenth birthday I went on a camping trip in the wild and two of my girlfriends and I needed to pee. We all got out, crouched down and I got my bum stung by stinging nettle. ;D Men have a natural advantage there Not when you try to use a bramble patch. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2009 11:37:11 GMT
On my eighteenth birthday I went on a camping trip in the wild and two of my girlfriends and I needed to pee. We all got out, crouched down and I got my bum stung by stinging nettle. ;D I had a similar experience only mine involved red fire ants. Unfortunately ,I was also under the influence of a mind altering substance popular in the '60's which more then enhanced the experience. |
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Post by happytraveller on Jul 14, 2009 13:10:58 GMT
On my eighteenth birthday I went on a camping trip in the wild and two of my girlfriends and I needed to pee. We all got out, crouched down and I got my bum stung by stinging nettle. ;D I had a similar experience only mine involved red fire ants. Unfortunately ,I was also under the influence of a mind altering substance popular in the '60's which more then enhanced the experience. Bhahahaha ! |
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Post by tillystar on Jul 15, 2009 13:03:27 GMT
More gleeful laughter from over here ;D
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Post by Don Cuevas on Jul 18, 2009 20:01:10 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 23:36:11 GMT
Don, thanks for the link. so interesting.
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