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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2009 18:51:14 GMT
That was horrible, Bixa. Food should be eaten rather than worn. Deep Fried Guacamole
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 16, 2009 21:26:21 GMT
Uh-huh.
*orders flowers to go visit Kerouac in the clogged artery ward*
The beauty of a meat hat is that it can be both apparel and supper. It also makes a fine insult: You, you, you meat hat, you!"
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Post by hwinpp on Mar 17, 2009 11:30:34 GMT
I would try some of those things... the porkgasm looks ok...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2009 21:07:50 GMT
The Slinger Hash browns covered with grilled onions with two side-by-side cheeseburgers, topped with a couple of fried eggs, sunny-side up and then covered with chili and garnished with two pieces of toast come on the side. Frankly, I think that this concoction deserves another name.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 18, 2009 2:33:23 GMT
Sling. Hurl. What's the difference.
You know, I think I would eat that, even though I think the cheeseburger part is kind of overkill.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2009 5:54:03 GMT
McSurf n’ Turf A McDonald’s Fish-O-Filet inside a Quarter Pounder with cheese. (This one isn't even repulsive, just sad when you think that this is as close as some recessionistas will ever get to surf n' turf.)
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 21, 2009 7:07:30 GMT
That makes everything you posted before it make a lot more sense, eating-wise!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2009 6:22:03 GMT
The Elvis Donut Peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.
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Post by Don Cuevas on Mar 25, 2009 18:17:46 GMT
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 25, 2009 22:02:50 GMT
For the record, directions on posting pictures are in Port Authority, the thread entitled "How to Post Pictures". For pictures from Flickr, etc., look under Part Two: Hosted Images.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 26, 2009 5:49:44 GMT
What I wouldn't give for a photo of this delectable dessert! It has one of the all-time great titles. Guess we'll just have to make it for full enjoyment.
Title: Undescended Twinkies Categories: Desserts Soda pop Servings: 4
6 oz Orange Jell-O; (2 pkgs) 1 c ;Boiling Water 1/2 c Pineapple Juice 1 qt Vanilla Ice Cream; Softened 7 oz 7-Up 8 ea Twinkies
Dissolve Jell-O in boiling water. Add pineapple juice, ice cream and 7-Up. Mix thoroughly (In a blender if necessary to dissolve ice cream), and pour into a deep pan, approximately 9-inches square. Chill until mixture begins to set. Lay Twinkies, flat side down, in two rows of four across the top of the chilled gelatin. If the gelatin is properly chilled, it will resist the Twinkies. You will push them in and they will slowly rise. Remember you don't want them buried. Just semi-decended in the ooze. Chill until fully set and serve.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2009 18:24:24 GMT
Clever people who enjoy something different–devilishly different and delicious–will welcome this exciting Winter Warmer . . . Hot Dr Pepper! Easy to prepare–simply heat Dr Pepper in a saucepan until it steams and pour into a glass or cup over a slice of lemon. Perfect for the family or when friends drop in–and take along a thermos of Hot Dr Pepper when enjoying outdoor activities. Hot Dr Pepper–the distinctive Winter Warmer! (This should help to wash down the emerged Twinkies.)
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Post by lagatta on Mar 26, 2009 23:19:53 GMT
I actually found the copulating animals - are they pigs, or some kind of canine? - rather refreshing.
Scotch eggs are of course fairly small - if you just eat one, it isn't any more disgusting than another rich titbit.
Do people actually eat this stuff? Or does the food go to waste?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2009 6:26:44 GMT
I fear that most of the dishes were really meant to be eaten. However, I did choose not to post of photo of a McNugget Martini, which just seemed too extreme to be real.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 27, 2009 6:36:51 GMT
Cottage cheese and kidney beans. It's even hard to say together. What would possess someone to team those two items?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2009 6:23:50 GMT
The Thunderdome Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 28, 2009 7:04:07 GMT
Hmmmmm.
Needs a bigger plate.
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Post by mockchoc on Mar 28, 2009 15:49:13 GMT
I'm starving, I think I could eat a little of some of those.
No Twinkie thingies, Dr Pepper drinks or Elvis stuff though.
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Post by BigIain on Mar 30, 2009 20:43:42 GMT
I would take a Thunderdome, but hold the Elk meat.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 5:33:16 GMT
Bacon-wrapped twinkie Stonehenge Don't ask me what is in the saucepan.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 31, 2009 5:36:53 GMT
Okay, that is very, very wrong -- downright disturbed!
I'm guessing the pot contains some kind of apple/dough melange.
All I can think of is how much trouble the chewy bacon must be to the sort of toothless wonders who undoubtedly love this fare.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2009 12:55:51 GMT
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Post by bixaorellana on Apr 2, 2009 5:25:42 GMT
No, this is not a photo from a medical journal. It's actually from a rather la-di-da food blog. Whatever. Parmesan Stuffed Dates Wrapped in Bacon? I don't think so. The comment below the photo: They might look ugly, but these appetizers are amazingly tasty. Sweet, salty, smoky, and cheesy. Yum!Excuse me. I have to go get a big glass of water.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2009 20:21:35 GMT
Corn Dog Casserole Layers composed of hash brown patties, crumbled bacon, baked beans, corn, french fries topped by corn dog slices with mustard icing. (Hey, I can only see the corn dog sections and the mustard!)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2009 23:22:19 GMT
Sausage Fatty A giant Jimmy Dean Maple Sausage filled with bacon, cream cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños and Colby cheese
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Post by bixaorellana on Apr 5, 2009 16:17:39 GMT
That one cracked me up! Is that its real name? Perfect. I like the way they used mushrooms to lighten the load dish.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2009 16:31:19 GMT
Yes, that is the real name that was listed.
I see the recurring theme of bacon in just about all of these items.
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Post by bixaorellana on Apr 5, 2009 16:53:12 GMT
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Post by hwinpp on Apr 6, 2009 4:55:54 GMT
I just can't eat sweet potatoes. They've got it here akll over the place as a snack. Grilled or boiled, with or without coconut milk sauce. What I do like is stir fried sweet potatoe leaves.
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Post by bixaorellana on Apr 6, 2009 5:49:44 GMT
You reject the food of my people! I love sweet potatoes. My favorite way to eat them is baked, then allowed to cool completely. After that, you just pull the peel off and eat 'em like bananas. A strange phenomenon here is that it's hard to buy uncooked sweet potatoes. One grocery chain (from the north) sometimes carries them. You can buy cooked ones swimming in syrup at the market. They come in white, purple, and orange. But where did they get the raw ones to cook? I never knew you could eat sweet potato leaves, and feel awful thinking of all that go to waste!
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