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Post by whatagain on Jan 15, 2016 13:16:51 GMT
(I ca't finish this phrase cna I ? )
... what you have all in mind. Which will turn him inot a new age Genghis Khan ancestor for the next generations unless ...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2016 15:04:22 GMT
...it was all just a bad dream.
Maybe when I wake up I will discover...
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 19, 2016 12:58:43 GMT
That I have won the lottery and am stinking rich.
In which case I shall.......
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 13:57:18 GMT
...buy the internet and close it down.
Then I will finally have time to...
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 19, 2016 14:03:15 GMT
Make wooden pegs.
But what can I do with them? I know, I will.....
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Post by whatagain on Jan 19, 2016 17:06:45 GMT
use it in a wood stove since I'm too ecologically committed to use fuel. This is why I don't take a car but to go to work I ....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 17:31:28 GMT
...have to walk for two days.
But I have plenty of time to do my job because...
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Post by chexbres on Jan 21, 2016 22:00:04 GMT
...my job is picking up recyclables along the roadside. When I have more than I can carry, I...
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Post by whatagain on Jan 21, 2016 22:18:08 GMT
... drop them in the Canal Saint-Martin. Being on foot I can drink another bottle of ....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 5:36:30 GMT
...anything I can get my hands on.
If I can't find my way home afterwards, I...
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Post by chexbres on Jan 22, 2016 7:32:27 GMT
...ask the nearest tourist with an iphone app. And he is so happy that I ask him in English that he offers to...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 14:57:14 GMT
...let me keep his iPhone.
Little did I know that it was actually...
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Post by chexbres on Jan 22, 2016 16:11:53 GMT
...an incendiary device, set to blow up in 12 seconds! I had no choice but to...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 19:14:40 GMT
...toss it and add more crap to the canal.
But it exploded in the mud and...
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Post by whatagain on Jan 22, 2016 19:24:36 GMT
I found myself covered by it. Thus turned into a Golem, I started to
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 22:45:55 GMT
...scare little children.
After being arrested by the police, I...
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Post by chexbres on Jan 23, 2016 8:41:19 GMT
...was held for questioning, then released the next day, because the children were too frightened to testify against a Golem. So, still covered with mud, I...
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Post by whatagain on Jan 23, 2016 14:23:32 GMT
Went to the nearest bar, ordered belgian beer and started dissolving. Half drunk I picked up a fight with an alien who was asking the way to CDG and ...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 11:34:42 GMT
...accidentally knocked off his head.
Luckily it was made of gelatin and stardust, so it...
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Post by mossie on Jan 26, 2016 11:41:25 GMT
...covered us from head to foot
and stuck like shit to a blanket
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2016 5:32:42 GMT
...which it soon turned into.
Wrapped up like refugees from Syria, we...
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Post by chexbres on Jan 28, 2016 21:26:10 GMT
...walked over to Republique, where we knew we could find food when the city's "maraude" truck came around. After a nourishing meal of soup, coffee and cookies, we decided to break into the nearest...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2016 22:04:41 GMT
...sex shop for more important items.
Our big jars of lubricant would come in handy for...
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Post by deyana on Jan 29, 2016 13:53:13 GMT
certain people.
The sex shop was an eye opener but than again so was the.....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2016 22:02:31 GMT
...boulangerie next door.
I ate so many chocolate éclairs that...
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 24, 2016 13:33:56 GMT
My skin turned brown and people actually thought I was Obama.
Except for a strange blonde wild haired man who said.......
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2016 17:20:32 GMT
...he was Boris Trump.
"Are you sure you don't mean Donald Johnson?" I asked. Hearing this, he...
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Post by chexbres on Feb 24, 2016 20:09:36 GMT
...jumped on his bicycle and sped away. When he arrived at his destination, he was greeted by...
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Post by whatagain on Feb 25, 2016 11:10:03 GMT
Immigration officials asking him to prove he was Belgian. he started to eat mussels with ....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2016 12:08:11 GMT
...out removing them from the shell.
The crunching made so much noise that...
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