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Post by kerouac2 on Sept 5, 2017 19:23:27 GMT
...call for a referendum.
If enough people decided to...
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Post by mossie on Sept 7, 2017 8:11:06 GMT
leave the EU
Mr Junkers would have to cut his junketing
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Post by kerouac2 on Sept 7, 2017 13:27:51 GMT
...and go on holiday to celebrate.
After all, the only thing the United Kingdom is good for is...
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Post by mickthecactus on Sept 13, 2017 8:04:07 GMT
...Cricket. The National Game.
But sometimes we also....
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Post by whatagain on Sept 13, 2017 14:44:24 GMT
... need to piss off our neighbours. By reinstating UK on an Island Europeans will ...
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Post by kerouac2 on Sept 14, 2017 4:41:00 GMT
...visit from time to time like a quaint zoo.
The most popular animal is sure to be...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 19, 2017 12:15:48 GMT
The Boris.
A magnificently maned creature who....
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 20, 2017 10:49:51 GMT
...seems to be of the same species that is on display in Washington D.C.
However, the American version...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 2, 2017 9:58:57 GMT
Has a mane beyond belief.
Indeed, every morning he....
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 7, 2017 4:37:41 GMT
has it reapplied, hair by hair.
Then, the layer of varnish...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 7, 2017 10:39:23 GMT
And he's ready for the day.
What you don't know is that underneath that thatch is.......
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 7, 2017 18:54:55 GMT
... a pea-sized brain.
In fact it is so small that...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 8, 2017 9:08:11 GMT
Even peas laugh at it.
"There goes Mr tiny brain" they say. "One day he will....."
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Post by tod2 on Nov 8, 2017 12:44:45 GMT
..Be able to serve it up as pea and ham soup, after...
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 11, 2017 22:11:22 GMT
...all of the pigs have been fitted with wings.
Then the sky will be dark with...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 21, 2017 14:19:00 GMT
Flying bacon.
Meanwhile in a country a long way away, something strange was happening. The.....
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Post by tod2 on Nov 21, 2017 16:26:28 GMT
... old Fossil that was glued to his seat has finally got the message. Now...,
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 27, 2017 21:45:02 GMT
...pigs will fly.
And hell will...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 29, 2017 8:52:34 GMT
Freeze over. Although that is something of a theological argument.
Mind you, hell would seem to be...
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 29, 2017 14:42:12 GMT
...a place with many of my friends and of a suitable temperature at this time of year.
Unfortunately, there is always that problem of...
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Post by tod2 on Nov 29, 2017 17:25:13 GMT
Heat displacement, and the stoked fire becoming the ashes of .....
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 29, 2017 22:22:25 GMT
...a barbecue gone awry.
The resulting indigestion might...
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Post by mossie on Dec 5, 2017 21:19:45 GMT
Cause one to fart
and blow the fire out
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Post by patricklondon on Dec 6, 2017 11:08:15 GMT
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 6, 2017 21:52:27 GMT
...the fire brigade might be called.
Since they are now selling their 2018 calendars...
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 8, 2018 14:27:47 GMT
In which they can proudly display their hoses.
One fireman stood out in particular because....
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 11, 2018 21:51:09 GMT
... he was a she.
Ever since the transgender minority has stepped into the spotlight...
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 14, 2018 13:16:01 GMT
....all sorts of occupations have become fair game.
Why, nowadays you even have.........
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 19, 2018 22:59:19 GMT
... kings who are queens.
At a recent royal wedding it was even seen that...
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Post by mickthecactus on May 15, 2018 14:58:57 GMT
That father of the bride had misbehaved.
As a result he....
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