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Post by kerouac2 on May 15, 2018 19:35:30 GMT
... decided to go to Subway for a sandwich rather than attending.
The paparazzi were amazed to see him order...
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Post by mickthecactus on May 15, 2018 19:54:52 GMT
The mighty Meghan Meal with Harrysa paste.
On the face of it quite delicious but actually...
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Post by kerouac2 on May 16, 2018 10:34:00 GMT
...it was the usual industrial waste.
In fact it came from a factory that...
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Post by whatagain on May 18, 2018 13:29:10 GMT
... didn't follow any hygiene rules since it had Brexited.
So he reverted to good old fish and chips but...
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Post by kerouac2 on May 25, 2018 13:44:23 GMT
...it turned out they were imported from South Sudan.
The portion was tiny because...
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 24, 2020 9:34:36 GMT
They had no appetite.
But by now the world has moved on and we....
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Post by mossie on Mar 24, 2020 10:27:28 GMT
Are self isolating
and have shut the shop...
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 24, 2020 10:43:49 GMT
Except for sports goods.
Apparently the owner thinks they.,,,
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 25, 2020 17:29:36 GMT
can swat the virus with a racket.
But what gets through the gaps...
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 26, 2020 9:50:47 GMT
Infects all the chaps.
But not...
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 28, 2020 15:13:49 GMT
pet lizards or fish.
Unfortunately, cats and dogs...
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Post by whatagain on Mar 28, 2020 18:08:46 GMT
Are to be confined
But choose not to because ...
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 29, 2020 9:28:52 GMT
They are free spirits.
Mind you, my tortoise....
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 30, 2020 7:14:56 GMT
... has gone AWOL.
I suspect that it is exploring...
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 30, 2020 10:42:34 GMT
The local meat pie factory. He's looking for a mate.
I wonder what the....
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 31, 2020 12:54:11 GMT
… the end result was.
A minced tortoise mixed with...
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Post by whatagain on Apr 3, 2020 8:33:38 GMT
Pangolin is a delicate dish That you should eat if...
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 3, 2020 9:28:41 GMT
You are absolutely bats.
And if you do, you’ll...
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Post by mossie on Apr 3, 2020 12:51:38 GMT
End up being fought over
By all the local cats
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 3, 2020 16:56:09 GMT
...who will quickly regret it.
If they survive, they will probably...
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 3, 2020 17:01:38 GMT
Cause a catastrophe.
On the other hand...
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 5, 2020 13:38:59 GMT
...the flowers are now blooming.
All of the pollinators are...
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Post by mossie on Apr 5, 2020 14:35:48 GMT
Busy getting their ends away
and are very happy
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 5, 2020 15:22:33 GMT
...to show that nature will prevail.
In fact, some of them...
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 5, 2020 16:22:05 GMT
Refuse to beehave.
They have been making a beeline for....
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 6, 2020 20:27:33 GMT
central London.
They plan revenge on...
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 12, 2020 10:22:51 GMT
All the flies that have been making their lives a misery.
First they....
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Post by questa on Apr 12, 2020 10:35:58 GMT
Put on their teensy-weensy intergalactic cricket club uniforms (Maroon and yellow of course)
And the bowling was opened by...
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 12, 2020 11:33:30 GMT
Buzz Lightyear.
And Woody was...
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Post by questa on Apr 12, 2020 11:47:34 GMT
sent to Cow corner where he found
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