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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 18, 2019 13:14:52 GMT
Wake me up. I’m starting to snore.
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Post by questa on Dec 19, 2019 0:57:10 GMT
You need one of those thingies that go under your jaw.
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 19, 2019 8:05:30 GMT
That's just a piece of old folklore.
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Post by questa on Dec 19, 2019 11:34:29 GMT
Just putting it on becomes such a chore.
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 19, 2019 12:01:08 GMT
And makes me look like a matador.
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Post by questa on Dec 20, 2019 4:10:51 GMT
Sailing back to Spain on an English Man'of War
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 20, 2019 8:20:04 GMT
I would have been the Commodore.
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Post by questa on Dec 20, 2019 9:47:17 GMT
But all you were was a homesick toreador.
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 20, 2019 10:12:48 GMT
I wanted to be a Dinosaur!
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Post by questa on Dec 20, 2019 23:40:58 GMT
So kids could play with me on the floor
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 21, 2019 8:14:42 GMT
Playing with kids is such a chore.
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 21, 2019 14:26:42 GMT
Just scare them away with a mandragore.
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Post by mossie on Dec 21, 2019 15:40:54 GMT
What on earth is that?
I hope it belongs to the Peace Corps
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 21, 2019 16:23:09 GMT
It's a plant you really need to abhor.
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Post by questa on Dec 22, 2019 0:08:20 GMT
Has it got big thorns like a lion's claw?
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Post by questa on Dec 24, 2019 4:42:34 GMT
Or marks each hour with a loud "Hee Haw"
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 31, 2019 16:58:29 GMT
I'm so sorry. I just now finally realised that some of these 'rhymes' are caused by regional national accents which have no respect for the letters of the alphabet. In any case, you can't find them at a superstore.
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 31, 2019 18:04:24 GMT
I got mine from a large centaur.
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Post by questa on Jan 2, 2020 0:46:24 GMT
You will want to keep it evermore
It is the sound that is the fun part...or, awe, o'er,aur etc
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 2, 2020 12:29:35 GMT
I liked it how it was before.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 2, 2020 12:51:18 GMT
I agree. You can be my mentor.
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Post by questa on Jan 2, 2020 21:55:53 GMT
How did it go, I for one am not sure
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 2, 2020 22:03:29 GMT
It didn't work. We had no rapport.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 24, 2020 17:20:35 GMT
How about if you made a report?
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 24, 2020 21:26:22 GMT
Great idea! Just as I thought.
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Post by questa on Jan 25, 2020 0:14:33 GMT
So long as you don't wind up in court.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 25, 2020 13:07:03 GMT
That won't happen. I won't be caught.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 25, 2020 15:42:19 GMT
It depends on how fast you can grab your passport.
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Post by questa on Jan 25, 2020 23:23:03 GMT
Your escape plan may yet come to naught.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 26, 2020 11:52:43 GMT
Just stay at home and take up a sport.
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