Stupid jargon

[onlyMark]

I was interested in a website from a local shopping mall to see what shops there were because I am after a particular bookshop. In clicked on a page about the mall and after a bit of a description I came across the following -

"Leverage agile frameworks to provide a robust synopsis for high level overviews.
Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination.
Capitalise on low hanging fruit to identify a ballpark value added activity to beta test.
Podcasting operational change management inside of workflows"

I recognise every single word individually but in this combination is just absolute bollocks. If someone wants to attempt to translate it "You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din" (Rudyard Kipling).

levy.co.zm/about-levy-mall/

[Deleted]

It reads like the webmaster just inserted some random text as a placeholder until the real text becomes available. See: Lorem ipsum.

[lagatta]

Yes, that sounds computer generated. Makes no sense in English or any other language I speak.

[bjd]

It sounds like management gobbledy-gook, particularly the second one. But for a shopping mall?

[onlyMark]

I did a Google search (never thought of doing that in the first place) and it does seem to be a random text placeholder.