SkyHigh Airlines
May 7, 2009 12:15:19 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 7, 2009 12:15:19 GMT
SkyHigh Airlines website
Introducing Co-Habifares. No more staying the weekend by yourself in a strange town away from family just to get a low fare. You'll get your very own bed (varies by family) with one of our certified SkyHigh Families.
It's a home away from home for the busy traveler. You get the unbridled love and affection of complete strangers. You'll enjoy their cooking, their stories and their homemade liqueurs. Why, you may never want to go home.
Don't worry about the quality of the families, either-we screen them to make sure they're up to SkyHigh standards. How? We ask them. If they avoid eye contact, get clever with half answers like "n-yes" or "not really" or respond violently to the electrical shocks, they're out. House arrest bracelets or "FELON 4 LIFE" tattoos are given a second look as well.
Introducing Co-Habifares. No more staying the weekend by yourself in a strange town away from family just to get a low fare. You'll get your very own bed (varies by family) with one of our certified SkyHigh Families.
It's a home away from home for the busy traveler. You get the unbridled love and affection of complete strangers. You'll enjoy their cooking, their stories and their homemade liqueurs. Why, you may never want to go home.
Don't worry about the quality of the families, either-we screen them to make sure they're up to SkyHigh standards. How? We ask them. If they avoid eye contact, get clever with half answers like "n-yes" or "not really" or respond violently to the electrical shocks, they're out. House arrest bracelets or "FELON 4 LIFE" tattoos are given a second look as well.