When to...?

[imec]

One of the very many reasons I haven't been to see a feature film in 30 years is the lack of a remote control so I can stop the film when I need to pee, get a drink (oh yeah, Canada, can't drink adult drinks in a cinema), get a snack etc.

Here's an iPhone app that suggests the best times to run for a pee in a variety of popular movies...

runpee.com

(you still won't catch me in a cinema I'm afraid)

[Deleted]

I didn't know that you had bladder problems.

[imec]

Actually I was being chivalrous - what I really mean is when "others" have to pee and I have to explain what happened during their absence.