don't know whether this fits here, but there's a German watchblog that sometimes has a section on gossip rags as well, where the blogger invites his readers to guess what's really behind those sensational tabloids, e.g. this one: www.stefan-niggemeier.de/blog/die-aktuelle-bingo-5/ (in this case it's not the main tabloid, but one of the smaller ones on the right)
'Tragic: Barack Obama - His family grieve about their dearest'
I thought.....WTF After viewing your link I do not recognise those 'smarties'/ ours are like little buttons of chocolate with a colourful coating of some hard substance. Stupid little arseholes. Fancy wanting to be 'big stuff' and mimic a cocaine addict. I guess their little brains have been watching too much TV.
I have heard of a boy inhaling a peanut by accident and it lodged so far into his one lung that it was only until his lung collapsed that an XRay revealed the peanut. We all know about pips and seeds up nostrils and in ears...