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Post by patricklondon on Jun 1, 2018 10:47:30 GMT
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Post by bjd on Jun 1, 2018 10:59:01 GMT
I can just imagine you, Patrick, going out in the morning to a newsstand and taking pictures of the funniest headlines. Somehow I don't think these are newspapers you read.
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 1, 2018 14:59:37 GMT
Wish he'd bought that paper, as I'd like to know if the driver or the sausage&mash won the standoff.
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Post by patricklondon on Jun 3, 2018 9:29:47 GMT
I can just imagine you, Patrick, going out in the morning to a newsstand and taking pictures of the funniest headlines. Somehow I don't think these are newspapers you read. No, I'm lazy, they turn up on a Facebook group (apparently, the man who runs it monitors North Korean TV for the BBC, which may explain a lot). But like the paper I do read, I do have an over-developed facetiousness. My blog | My photos | My video clips | My Librivox recordings"too literate to be spam"
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Post by patricklondon on Jun 18, 2018 9:59:05 GMT
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Post by patricklondon on Jul 6, 2018 9:11:41 GMT
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Post by questa on Jul 6, 2018 9:24:48 GMT
"COWS WITH GUNS"
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Post by questa on Jul 6, 2018 9:40:18 GMT
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 6, 2018 11:43:26 GMT
That urban legend has been around for years.
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Post by questa on Jul 6, 2018 13:02:32 GMT
Well, K2, if you stand still long enough all the jokes come back to you, sometimes in different garb. I haven't heard a new joke for years.
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Post by whatagain on Jul 9, 2018 20:26:22 GMT
My new favorite unfortunately doesn't translate.
But I like Fuk Yu.
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Post by patricklondon on Jul 16, 2018 11:01:24 GMT
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 16, 2018 11:33:19 GMT
I suspect fowl play in both cases.
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Post by questa on Jul 16, 2018 13:41:25 GMT
Eggzactly!
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Post by bixaorellana on Jul 18, 2018 6:51:18 GMT
The syntax in the one in the foreground lays an egg for me. Wha...?
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Post by patricklondon on Jul 18, 2018 6:59:13 GMT
I'd like to assume Brian May* got in a tiswas because someone goosed him, but I suspect it's some tedious local argument about geese crapping everywhere. *Former rock guitarist with Queen, now astrophysicist. My blog | My photos | My video clips | My Librivox recordings"too literate to be spam"
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Post by questa on Jul 18, 2018 8:29:35 GMT
"Tiswas" ... Haven't heard that expression for years. I see it as spelled 'tizzwas' and .sometimes shortened to tizz or tizzy.
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Post by patricklondon on Jul 18, 2018 11:01:38 GMT
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Post by bixaorellana on Jul 18, 2018 17:10:41 GMT
Is that against the law or something?
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Post by questa on Jul 22, 2018 11:22:33 GMT
The pig was innocent! Also daubing is not alewd, even if the showjumper competed in the Ex-Olympics
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Post by patricklondon on Jul 23, 2018 13:46:12 GMT
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 23, 2018 15:47:42 GMT
I say let him go. Anybody called Irmantas deserves extra points.
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Post by patricklondon on Aug 2, 2018 11:15:48 GMT
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Post by kerouac2 on Aug 4, 2018 12:23:04 GMT
I would think its clientele would only rise.
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Post by kerouac2 on Aug 6, 2018 18:07:36 GMT
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Post by mossie on Aug 6, 2018 19:16:02 GMT
That is how you get more bang for your buck
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Post by mickthecactus on Aug 6, 2018 19:41:35 GMT
Frankly who gives a monkeys,..,
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Post by bixaorellana on Aug 6, 2018 22:21:58 GMT
Please god, no.
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Post by bixaorellana on Aug 7, 2018 4:30:33 GMT
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Post by patricklondon on Aug 9, 2018 12:25:08 GMT
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