Slovenian follies
Mar 11, 2010 12:36:59 GMT
Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2010 12:36:59 GMT
A news item that may have escaped your notice is rocking Slovenia at the moment.
On February 2nd, a high society doctor by the name of Sacha Baricevic, owner of a fancy clinic in Ljubljana was found dying at his home, having been ripped to pieces by his three dogs, which were bullmastiffs. The Prime Minister of Slovenia and several other government ministers presented their condolences to the family for this terrible accident.
The veterinary authorities euthanized the dogs, which had already attacked other people in the past. The police had tried to get rid of the dogs three times before, but Dr. Baricevic was always able to get them back due to the important people that he knew.
The behavior of the dogs was considered unusual because even though bullmastiffs are impressive dogs, they are not at all known for being aggressive like combat dogs such as pitbulls. So what had caused Atossa, Atlas and Joy to go berserk?
The full story finally came out when it was revealed that Dr. Baricevic, who was a female-to-male post operative transsexual, had been found by the police completely naked and wearing a strap-on dildo. An autopsy of the dogs showed that they had been sexually abused by their master for years until they finally took revenge. It is speculated that the virility hormones that Dr. Baricevic had been taking after the sex change had brought on his deviant behavior.
It has now become a big political affair because the right wing opposition has demanded an investigation about whether or not Dr. Baricevic might not have regularly invited government officials to come and watch his sexual antics. Some of the people involved in cancelling the various dog confiscations happen to be involved in the police investigation, which is going nowhere.
Meanwhile, candles are being lit in the streets of Ljubljana in the memory of Atossa, Atlas and Joy.
The next time you read about some wimpy political sex scandal in your local paper, just remember this one!
On February 2nd, a high society doctor by the name of Sacha Baricevic, owner of a fancy clinic in Ljubljana was found dying at his home, having been ripped to pieces by his three dogs, which were bullmastiffs. The Prime Minister of Slovenia and several other government ministers presented their condolences to the family for this terrible accident.
The veterinary authorities euthanized the dogs, which had already attacked other people in the past. The police had tried to get rid of the dogs three times before, but Dr. Baricevic was always able to get them back due to the important people that he knew.
The behavior of the dogs was considered unusual because even though bullmastiffs are impressive dogs, they are not at all known for being aggressive like combat dogs such as pitbulls. So what had caused Atossa, Atlas and Joy to go berserk?
The full story finally came out when it was revealed that Dr. Baricevic, who was a female-to-male post operative transsexual, had been found by the police completely naked and wearing a strap-on dildo. An autopsy of the dogs showed that they had been sexually abused by their master for years until they finally took revenge. It is speculated that the virility hormones that Dr. Baricevic had been taking after the sex change had brought on his deviant behavior.
It has now become a big political affair because the right wing opposition has demanded an investigation about whether or not Dr. Baricevic might not have regularly invited government officials to come and watch his sexual antics. Some of the people involved in cancelling the various dog confiscations happen to be involved in the police investigation, which is going nowhere.
Meanwhile, candles are being lit in the streets of Ljubljana in the memory of Atossa, Atlas and Joy.
The next time you read about some wimpy political sex scandal in your local paper, just remember this one!
