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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2010 9:53:39 GMT
At least he understands that there is no treatment for the common cold.
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Post by Kimby on Dec 1, 2010 16:48:05 GMT
Are you on the verge of death, Kimby?  I hope not. But I have all kinds of ominous symptoms and get no sympathy at all. Mr. Kimby's brother is a bonafide hypochondriac, so any symptom I may exhibit is looked at with heightened suspicion as potential malingering. If I am puking my guts out, though, I may be dismissed from my chores. But I won't be seeing a doctor for the symptoms. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2010 12:18:09 GMT
Just for private reasons then?  |
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 3, 2010 13:39:28 GMT
Frankly I'm sick of hypochondria...
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Post by Kimby on Dec 3, 2010 20:18:10 GMT
Just for private reasons then? Yes, I have an inappropriate relationship with my "personal physician"... |
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Post by rikita on Dec 15, 2010 14:38:53 GMT
on most normal days i am scared there is something wrong with me.
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Post by rikita on Dec 17, 2010 13:22:31 GMT
i had a leech on my leg yesterday (i tiny one) took ages to get it off, and afterwards i kept thinking i feel leeches somewhere hidden under my trousers (i was in public, so no checking possible).
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Post by Kimby on Dec 22, 2010 15:18:35 GMT
On a hypochondriac's tombstone:
I TOLD you I was sick!!!
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Post by bixaorellana on Dec 22, 2010 16:41:15 GMT
I've actually seen that tombstone. It's in the Key West cemetery.
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Post by Kimby on Dec 22, 2010 17:50:23 GMT
(Maybe there's a photo of it on the Cemeteries thread...)
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Post by bixaorellana on Dec 22, 2010 21:38:53 GMT
Every year health workers go around to educate the public about dengue. I don't let them in where I live, ever since I found out they put poison in anything they deem standing water. Anyway, I was trying to get rid of them and the female worker was pompously delivering her spiel about the symptoms of dengue.
There has been a cold/flu thing going around, which hit me the following day. You can of course guess that I immediately & paranoically diagnosed it as dengue.
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