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Post by rikita on Dec 22, 2018 0:30:31 GMT
i was very picky about vegetables as a child - for a few years, the only ones i'd eat were green beans and cauliflower. actually only started liking most vegetables once i was living on my own and cooking for myself ... my parents sometimes made me stay in my room until i finish my food (they claim it was only once, which is possible i suppose, the food in question was ratatouille) - i try to accept agnes' dislikes, as long as she eats something healthy (and i don't have to cook extra) it is fine, so if she won't eat the vegetables, she can have an apple or some raw carrot after dinner ... though what i dislike is when she suddenly refuses something she always liked, or when she picks out the good things and wants more of those (like eating only the cheese from the casserole and then wanting more). and when she picks up the food item she dislikes from her plate with her hands and throws it onto my plate or back into the pan. anyway, else i suppose the more she sees us eat, the more likely she is to try the various food items eventually, as long as we don't make too big a fuss about them ...
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 22, 2018 18:53:17 GMT
I didn't have too many dislikes as a child, and most of them were fake because it wasn't too hard to trick me about certain items by saying it was something else and then I would eat them. I must have been pretty stupid.
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Post by rikita on Dec 23, 2018 11:55:41 GMT
i tried to find out if a. really dislikes avocado (and whether it is the taste or the texture), by putting some into a milk shake. unfortunately, she came by just as i was making it, and saw it in there before i could blend it all ... knew right away what it was so of course didn't like the milk shake (nor the ice cream i ended up making of part of it) ...
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Post by whatagain on Dec 23, 2018 15:18:54 GMT
I disliked mushrooms and ´poireaux' for decades.
I started to like seafood when 30+. Until then I only ate oysters and mussels.
On the other hand there is nothing I liked that I know dislike. Maybe less chocolate.
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Post by onlyMark on Jan 12, 2019 15:00:57 GMT
"Gentlemen, How you drive on the road tells us what kind of a Wife you have... If you are rough, aggressive, disobey traffic rules and drive fast...you have a quite, obedient Wife, whom you don't listen to and probably beat every now and then...
If you non aggressive driver, obedient and generally a good driver..
You have a bossy Wife and under petit coat Government ..
Happy Weekend"
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Post by onlyMark on Jan 12, 2019 15:03:25 GMT
"If you walking or standing in the middle of a lane and I am driving I will hoot at you even if the other lane is clear. I dont overtake human beings."
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Post by onlyMark on Jan 12, 2019 15:06:19 GMT
"Someone posted about not driving when one feels emotionally unsettled. I agree. I got unsettled by a Uniformed officer who concocted a situation and intimidated me. I had to behave cause I had kids in the car. My question is if I dare them to take me to court can they block me at RTSA? (Road Traffic Safety Agency, where you cannot get tax/insurance etc if your vehicle is blocked due to an offence) where can I seek fair justice? RTSA or ZP (Zambia Police) or wait for court?"
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Post by onlyMark on Jan 12, 2019 15:07:17 GMT
"Are we allowed to move with the Catapults in our Vihecles?"
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Post by onlyMark on Jan 12, 2019 15:21:04 GMT
Question - "Why is it always difficult for husbands to teach wives how to drive a car?" Answers - "lol!!!! Its usually lack of patience on the man, a woman will be a woman so just breathe in deeply and understand her!!!" "Well I failed to teach mine. Only one lesson and because of my impatience in that I thought she was not listening to my instructions, she stopped the car, got off and went to the nearest bus stop and boarded a mini bus back home." "I think the issue is that you wives fail to separate the wife element when being taught. You want the FULL power of WIFE." "Good and well behaved man? How much dirty has she to demand such a quality man when her past is still fresh and so irresponsible. Porn stars will get into their own character range." "I tried once, when told her that you are leaving your lane and heading to the wall fence, she started laughing like I was doing comedy, I stopped." "In your first two year in marriage NO PROBLEM husband can teach the wife, not after three year its 1 out of 500."
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 3, 2019 21:57:53 GMT
Glass of Wine vs Water
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't, and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,
Ben Franklin said this:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more
than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are literally consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer,
(or rum, whiskey or other type of spirits)
Because alcohol has to go through an extensive purification
Process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
Remember Therefore:
Water = Poop,
Wine & Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .
VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 4, 2019 21:25:27 GMT
I was looking at a national park review in Thailand and I came across this:
Not beautiful or comfortable, but it's worth to stay here because of what it will be like having a calming silence is but our family only here male wide beach is quiet until the big birthday suit, therapists who love peace, but not the lonely food store wax is a one-stop shop.
Should we pack our bags and go?
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 5, 2019 22:16:24 GMT
Sure! Wish you were there.
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Post by breeze on Mar 17, 2019 13:20:16 GMT
My problems seem so small compared to:
"Help me shut this doll up fast Kid bought giant plastic doll in Istanbul, we discovered it has a touch voicebox on the belly that shouts in Turkish. In three hours we are at a long serious church service and she desperately wants to bring the doll with her. How do I silence the doll? Google just returns endless creepy doll movie and trachetomy care results, and I have a weeping child with a giant screaming Turkish doll on my hands. HELP"
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 17, 2019 14:51:08 GMT
I love it! I want one of those.
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Post by whatagain on Mar 17, 2019 19:13:46 GMT
Church should be abolished. Problem solved !
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Post by whatagain on Apr 20, 2019 15:04:57 GMT
Gay pride
19 Apr 2019, 07:27 Hi, I didn’t realise there was this massive gay pride event going on in Amsterdam first weekend of August. We are 4 straight lads who have booked to go that weekend without even realising this was on. What are we to expect? I’m thinking of trying to change the dates.
and later...
I’m worried the whole of Amsterdam will be full of gays. I haven’t got a problem with anyone who is gay. I have some gay friends but I guess what I’m asking is will the city be overly packed this weekend with the event being on? Is it only in certain areas of the city?
Lovely...
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 20, 2019 20:39:53 GMT
*snork*
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Post by patricklondon on Jun 7, 2019 6:00:35 GMT
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Post by whatagain on Jun 8, 2019 10:27:58 GMT
Ah. Memories.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 4, 2019 14:59:51 GMT
For once, a promise of riches that does not come from Nigeria!
Great News, YOU ARE ADVISED TO STOP CONTACTING THEM!!!
I am Mrs. CYNDY BANKS, I am a US citizen, 42 years Old. I reside here in Spring City, Pennsylvania. My residential address is as follows. 3663 Schuylkill Rd# 1, Spring City, Pennsylvania, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Troy Illinois many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $52,000 while in the United States trying to get my payment all to no avail. I decided to travel down to Troy Illinois with all my compensation documents and i was directed to meet Mr. Billy Beckhouse he is among the member of the COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake because the Inheritance/Compensation Law clearly states that the beneficiary/recipient is exempt from paying any out of pocket fees or charges to receive said funds.
Mr. Billy Beckhouse took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $9,500,000.00 (nine million five hundred thousand dollars). Moreover, Mr.billy beckhouse showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name and email address as one of the beneficiaries that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your funds, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr.billy beckhouse you have to contact him directly on this information below.
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name: billy beckhouse
Email:beckhousebilly68@gmail.com
below are the name of mafias and banks behind the non release of your funds that I managed to sneak out for your kind perusal.
1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Senator David Mark
2) Micheal Edward
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Sanusi Lamido
4) Dr. R. Rasheed
5) Mr. David Koffi
6) Barrister Awele Ugorji
7) Mr. Roland Ngwa
8) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
9) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
10) Dr. Patrick Aziza Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
11) Mr. Tunde Lemo Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance/Board Member
12) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
13) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
14) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
15) Barr Jacob Onyema
16) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
17) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
18) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
19) Barr. Becky Owens
20) Rev. Steven Jones
21) Mr. Alfred james
22) Mrs. Sherry Williams
23) Mr. Scott Larry
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Billy Beckhouse was just $300 for the delivery charges, take note of that.
(NOTE: TELLING YOU TO PAY FOR ANY DELIVERY OR COURIER CHARGE IS ALL NOTHING BUT LIES, I REPEAT THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY AND WHICH I ALSO PAID IS $300 FOR THE DELIVERY CHARGES IMPOSED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND YOUR PACKAGE CONTAINING YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT CHEQUE WILL BE REACHING YOU THROUGH THE EXPRESS COURIER SERVICE).
Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr.James Richard so that he can help you to deliver your funds instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.
Mrs. CYNDY BANKS
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Post by fumobici on Jul 4, 2019 17:30:35 GMT
The English in that phish sure sounds Nigerian. Wasn't authored by any USAsian.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 4, 2019 17:57:01 GMT
But some of the people on that list clearly have African names, so it must be an authentic warning by a true American. Please send me $300 and I will get in touch with Billy Beckhouse immediately.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 7, 2019 18:16:12 GMT
It's funny how even a very mild statement can be deemed unacceptable.
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Post by bixaorellana on Jul 7, 2019 18:36:46 GMT
Considering the amount of high-handed snark routinely dished out at TA (which I assume is what you're quoting), you have to wonder how & why only some get singled out. But do, do reach out to them!
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 7, 2019 19:46:11 GMT
Actually, that was Fodor's which is much more lenient than TA.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jul 7, 2019 20:37:51 GMT
What a top song that is.
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Post by whatagain on Jul 8, 2019 19:35:07 GMT
I saw that. I wanted to say that a limo was indeed a great idea. But I would have added that only fools ride in limo. Well I am going to write it !
I added that we beheaded people for less than that.
Wonder if it gets removed too.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 9, 2019 18:32:52 GMT
I am a bit aghast by this message that I received from TA.....
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Post by bjd on Jul 9, 2019 18:35:18 GMT
Gee -- does that mean you are an "influencer", Kerouac?
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Post by mossie on Jul 9, 2019 19:30:18 GMT
Fame at last !
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