[/size] A layer of deviled ham, chicken salad and olive-nut spread between a whole loaf white bread surrounded by four packages of strawberry cream cheese. (I think the radish slices are a nice touch, myself.)
Actually, if you show the first one to someone in France and inform them that it is a savory rather than a sweet item, they will assume that the pink stuff is tarama, cod roe cream, and they might not even be repulsed if you add a few cherry tomatoes and some parsley.
A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks.
The Sandwich of Knowledge
The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger patties; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.
Too sorry, no pictures, but this emphatically belongs in this thread. I have a gmail address I seldom use. I was checking it when I noticed that a bar across the top of the mail listings said "Spam Vegetable Strudel - Bake 20 minutes or until golden, serve with soy sauce" . Off to the side, it helpfully added "Spam Recipe". Why gmail chooses to share this with its users I know not, but without further ado, I here present it to you all:
* Exported from MasterCook *
SPAM VEGETABLE STRUDEL
Recipe By : Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Main dish
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 1 pk Long-grain and wild rice -mix (6.25 oz) 1/2 c Chopped carrot 1/2 c Chopped red bell pepper 1/4 c Orange juice 1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut in -thin strips (12 oz) 2 c Chopped mushrooms 1/4 c Sliced green onions 1 tb Dijon-style mustard 1/2 ts Basil 1/4 ts Pepper 6 Sheets frozen phyllo pastry, -thawed Butter-flavor vegetable -cooking spray 1 tb Dry bread crumbs Soy sauce
Heat oven to 375'F. Prepare rice according to package directions. In small saucepan, combine carrots, red pepper, and orange juice. Bring to a boil. Cover and cook 5-7 minutes or until crisp-tender. Drain well. Place in medium bowl. In large skillet, saute SPAM, mushrooms, and green onion until tender. Add SPAM mixture, rice, mustard, basil, and pepper to vegetable mixture; stir well. Place 1 sheet phyllo pastry on a damp towel (keep remaining phyllo covered). Lightly coat phyllo with cooking spray. Layer remaining 5 sheets phyllo pastry on first sheet, lightly coating each sheet with cooking spray. Spoon SPAM mixture lengthwise down center of phyllo stack, leaving a 1/2″ border. Roll phyllo jelly-roll style, starting with long side containing SPAM mixture. Tuck ends under; place diagonally, seam side down, on baking sheet coated with cooking spray. Lightly coat top of pastry with cooking spray and sprinkle with bread crumbs. Make 12 (1/4″ deep) diagonal slits across top of pastry using a sharp knife. Bake 20 minutes or until golden. Serve with soy sauce.
Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.