I changed my name some time ago to Methusela. I've now taken the test and found out I'll live to 969. I'm worried women will no longer find me attractive for the last 919 years of my life. What can I do?
That would be an easy one to solve. Go to one of those Internet dating sites and in your profile say that your are looking for women over 100. I am sure the women are having the same problem and would love to find someone, anyone.
They ask whether I fastened my seatbelt. This is just one of the "assumptions" of this kind of calculator. I am VERY rarely in cars, and don't even know if there are seatbelts in the rear seats of taxis here.