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Post by lola on Nov 11, 2009 16:30:44 GMT
...plunge in, wrestle with the monsters lurking in the deeps and emerge bloodied, drenched, victorious, or else turn over and try to get back to sleep.
Not enough people appreciate.....
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Post by rikita on Nov 12, 2009 17:16:52 GMT
...me.
I am so very important that I ...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2009 18:17:02 GMT
... must refuse autographs in the street.
Tomorrow morning at the doctor's office...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2009 20:06:44 GMT
I'm going to make a pass at the doctor.
The reason my jeans feel so right is because...
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Post by bazfaz on Nov 12, 2009 21:27:05 GMT
...I know my bum looks right in them.
What worries me when I look in the mirror...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2009 21:59:18 GMT
mostly is my unmanageable hair.
Last night I had a dream about.....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2009 5:37:49 GMT
... finding a parking space.
This week is starting off with...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2009 11:56:14 GMT
a bang.
I finally feel...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2009 13:06:38 GMT
... my age, and I hate it.
I wonder whatever happened to...
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Post by traveler63 on Nov 16, 2009 14:58:56 GMT
common courtesies.
I really feel like going to
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2009 16:28:15 GMT
on a wild journey.
Now, how did that...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2009 17:38:26 GMT
...extra preposition get into the last sentence?
I wish I could help my friend who...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2009 18:50:40 GMT
has lost his way.
The best thing about...
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Post by lola on Nov 17, 2009 17:09:18 GMT
streetside hot dogs is the Turmeric Yellow mustard, mixed with pickle relish, squishing out the sides.
Ever since I was a tiny child, I dreamed that someday I would stand....
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Post by imec on Nov 17, 2009 17:41:10 GMT
about a foot taller than I presently do.
I could swear that woman just...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2009 19:14:20 GMT
farted?
Jumping up and down can...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2009 19:33:39 GMT
...unhook your innards to devastating effect.
Today, I informed the IT technician that...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2009 22:44:25 GMT
he can come over for dinner.
Well...now that I think of it, I think you....
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Post by bazfaz on Nov 18, 2009 8:27:42 GMT
...should come in bed.
A little known fact about elephants...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 9:40:14 GMT
...is that they are very offended to serve as models for teapots.
If I can get my hands of some Beaujolais Nouveau tomorrow...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 14:13:15 GMT
It'll make me feel happy and posh too.
I will have to stop...
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Post by bazfaz on Nov 18, 2009 16:12:33 GMT
...thiking about 100% free muslim girls.
Today my venus fly trap...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2009 22:16:06 GMT
caught some interesting specimens.
Today I saw the most handsome man in...............
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 8:22:58 GMT
...a coffin.
I wonder who is going to be the first person to...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 14:43:11 GMT
kiss Kerouac on here?
Wow, that was....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 15:44:29 GMT
unexpected.
Excuse me while I...
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Post by lola on Nov 19, 2009 16:37:24 GMT
make like a tree and leaf.
Sometimes I have to sit and meditate on the sheer....
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Post by bazfaz on Nov 19, 2009 16:43:46 GMT
...cliff that runs up above the house where the outside loo is.
There is no substitute...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 18:22:34 GMT
...for an ersatz.
Does anybody remember when they...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2009 20:42:10 GMT
last had to run away from a cat?
My cat is very.........
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