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Post by onlyMark on Apr 29, 2020 11:25:55 GMT
.... garden gnomes on a sabbatical.
They also...
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 30, 2020 7:44:39 GMT
...make surgical masks now.
People don't want to inhale...
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Post by questa on Apr 30, 2020 10:51:19 GMT
Anything white and expensive, even if they were the.....
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Post by mickthecactus on May 3, 2020 16:55:28 GMT
Aristocracy.
Nowadays they prefer...
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Post by questa on May 4, 2020 0:23:35 GMT
Licking poisonous toads to get high. The trouble with that is...
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Post by mickthecactus on May 4, 2020 9:34:26 GMT
It makes them jumpy.
I recommend that they....
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Post by questa on May 4, 2020 10:38:38 GMT
Serve frog legs for dinner, that will sort out the jumpy ones. PETA will be horrified but tell them to...
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Post by mossie on May 4, 2020 13:15:18 GMT
Eff off
and get some ice cream cones
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Post by whatagain on May 4, 2020 14:51:41 GMT
To sit on. Then off to get a haircut because...
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Post by mickthecactus on May 5, 2020 8:42:44 GMT
They couldn't see where they were going.
One of them even....
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Post by kerouac2 on May 6, 2020 15:07:30 GMT
...walked into the ocean.
It didn't take long for...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 15, 2020 16:48:49 GMT
The jellyfish to get them.
They had to treat the stings with...
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 15, 2020 17:50:43 GMT
... the usual urine solution.
This was actually quite exciting because...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 15, 2020 18:15:34 GMT
They brought in the retromingent women to treat them.
However they were far from happy with...
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Post by lugg on Oct 15, 2020 18:53:42 GMT
...the smell of ammonia.
The women, however , decided to make ...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 15, 2020 19:37:41 GMT
Cakes.
The centrepiece was....
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 16, 2020 17:20:53 GMT
...an enormous phallic sculpture.
The cream topping it tasted like...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 16, 2020 17:33:04 GMT
..horseradish sauce which was a bit of a surprise.
Meanwhile, outside in the cold air...
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Post by lugg on Oct 16, 2020 17:59:17 GMT
... the enormous phallic structure disintegrated into shards.
The women bumped elbows and...
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 16, 2020 19:10:02 GMT
...removed their masks to howl in glee.
But just around the corner...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 16, 2020 20:20:07 GMT
A masked man was hiding.
In his hands he held..,
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 16, 2020 20:28:51 GMT
...a dagger.
In a threatening manner, he motioned towards...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 16, 2020 20:52:49 GMT
...the Australian woman holding a strange cardboard item.
“G’day Bruce” she said and..,,
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Post by onlyMark on Oct 16, 2020 20:56:13 GMT
...hopped away leaving the effigy of Trump behind.
In other news....
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 18, 2020 14:50:28 GMT
...half of the planet seems to be entering a colder season.
If the temperatures go down enough...
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Post by mossie on Oct 18, 2020 16:05:34 GMT
Brass monkeys will become impotent
And the zoos will be crying out for more
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Post by lugg on Oct 18, 2020 19:11:03 GMT
... grants to help them through these Covid times.
Meanwhile and absolutely fed up of waiting, the monkeys went
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 19, 2020 14:47:26 GMT
...to buy a heater.
But they turned the thermostat up too high and...
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Post by lugg on Oct 19, 2020 19:38:21 GMT
....the polar bears were extremely miffed.
That led to....
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 19, 2020 20:52:26 GMT
....A heated exchange between the two factions.
Eventually the keepers had to...
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