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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 20, 2020 6:02:56 GMT
...tell them about the ice bucket challenge.
The monkeys flatly refused because...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 21, 2020 8:54:22 GMT
They couldn't have bananas for doing it.
Instead they offered....
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Post by lugg on Oct 21, 2020 9:51:55 GMT
....to hold a tea party.
One little boy watching....
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 21, 2020 14:47:25 GMT
...had the nerve to say he didn't like monkeys.
Chaos ensued and before long...
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Post by whatagain on Oct 22, 2020 7:08:45 GMT
The monkeys separated in 2 groups. The social ones went to Wallonia, whilst...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 22, 2020 13:07:44 GMT
.. the rest of us wondered why.
Meanwhile the good people of Holland...
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 23, 2020 15:28:25 GMT
...trundled their kegs from the Heineken brewery.
They knew they would have no trouble...
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Post by mickthecactus on Oct 29, 2020 9:32:13 GMT
In selling their beer Because everybody....
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 29, 2020 15:28:39 GMT
...needs a stock to put out possible fires. Another thing we all need is...
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Post by lugg on Oct 30, 2020 10:31:42 GMT
.... a crystal ball...
So we will ......
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Post by kerouac2 on Oct 30, 2020 19:50:22 GMT
...go to the factory as soon as possible. I'm sure they will explain how...
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Post by lugg on Nov 4, 2020 19:02:26 GMT
... they will continue to operate during Covid. Meanwhile in a far away place...
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 5, 2020 16:15:13 GMT
... people who had never heard of Covid frolicked.
They were so free of disease that...
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Post by mossie on Nov 5, 2020 19:35:01 GMT
....they gave back their masks
To be turned into ploughshares
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 6, 2020 14:48:48 GMT
The masks polluted the land so much that...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 9, 2020 16:15:57 GMT
It was hard to walk without tripping over them.
Their leader, the Masked Invader told them.....
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 10, 2020 19:52:40 GMT
...that everything was their fault all along.
Clearly it was time for...
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Post by mossie on Nov 11, 2020 8:03:25 GMT
Christmaaaaas!
and let us all get pissed
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Post by monetsmum on Nov 13, 2020 21:39:33 GMT
...now that Cummings has gone.
Several innocent bystanders.....
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Post by kerouac2 on Nov 14, 2020 16:52:18 GMT
...were bowled over as Cummings raced out with his cardboard box.
But some of them saw that it contained...
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Post by mickthecactus on Nov 14, 2020 17:31:27 GMT
A hibernating tortoise.
Called....
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Post by lugg on Nov 14, 2020 19:54:03 GMT
" Tory Boris Specsaver "
... meanwhile in Barnyard's Castle ..
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Post by lugg on Dec 20, 2020 18:46:34 GMT
Ok I will finish my own sentence...
Cummings had moved stealthily in and was gloating about his pay rise, Boris however was ....
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 22, 2020 18:29:46 GMT
... on his way to Dover.
He thought that he might...
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Post by lugg on Dec 22, 2020 19:37:45 GMT
don a rather nifty beret ( recommended by Carrie) which was set off by a string of onions casually strewn around his neck
.... in the hope that he ...
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 22, 2020 20:22:35 GMT
...could sneak through the tunnel.
At the other end, surely...
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Post by lugg on Dec 24, 2020 16:54:01 GMT
he headed straight to the nearest Hypermarket.
He wanted to stock up on ....
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 26, 2020 5:53:07 GMT
... toilet paper and beer.
But he saw that there was also a special on...
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Post by lugg on Dec 26, 2020 15:24:51 GMT
... humble pie, but he thought it was too expensive so left with his beer and toilet rolls.
Meanwhile elsewhere in France ...
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 28, 2020 15:27:44 GMT
... carts went through the streets crying "bring down your dead."
However, the youth of France preferred...
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