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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 28, 2020 15:39:12 GMT
..to dance the fandango
wearing nothing but....
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 28, 2020 19:07:08 GMT
... kilts in support of Scottish independence.
But back in Scotland itself...
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Post by lugg on Dec 28, 2020 20:04:17 GMT
... Haggis were being prepared all over the land.
But the pesky little buggers would not...
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Post by mossie on Dec 29, 2020 7:46:06 GMT
.....would not put their kilts on
So were sent to bed with no supper
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 30, 2020 18:22:26 GMT
...and had to be fed to the fish the next morning.
The salmon would have none of this and...
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Post by lugg on Dec 30, 2020 19:29:54 GMT
... left the haggis floundering around just trying to stay afloat, in the Scottish lochs.
Meanwhile the biggest fish in Scotland , Sturgeon ...
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Post by lugg on Jan 5, 2021 19:02:42 GMT
... has learnt that Trump may be planning a visit to Scotland on the 19th January 2021 . Nicola immediately...
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Post by mossie on Jan 5, 2021 20:13:30 GMT
bought some tin knickers
she didn't fancy his seduction technique
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 6, 2021 20:21:37 GMT
...but he changed his travel plans and decided to organise a coup.
When his enraged supporters invaded the Capitol...
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Post by lugg on Jan 6, 2021 20:29:48 GMT
... the whole world waited with baited breath. Tomorrow ...
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 6, 2021 20:45:50 GMT
...might taste like ashes.
I myself have not seen such scenes since...
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Post by whatagain on Jan 8, 2021 10:00:50 GMT
I was caught dancing half naked on tables On a moonless night and having drunk...
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 9, 2021 10:34:21 GMT
...half a bottle of Pernod. As a result I couldn't..
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 9, 2021 15:12:12 GMT
...show my face at the office for a week.
My colleagues said...
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Post by whatagain on Jan 10, 2021 9:21:12 GMT
The loo smelled of pastis for several days. Now i take care to...
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Post by kerouac2 on Jan 10, 2021 12:46:37 GMT
...flush at least three times.
If there is a water shortage...
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Post by kerouac2 on Jul 10, 2023 15:00:28 GMT
... maybe I should do like bears do.
As you know, they are famous for...
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Post by whatagain on Jul 10, 2023 17:14:46 GMT
Drinking their whisky dry.
But then they cannot stand and instead ...
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