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Post by mossie on Mar 26, 2020 9:52:54 GMT
Stop it, you’re taxing my poor little brain
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 26, 2020 17:00:46 GMT
(brain twice)
I think the cure is to drink champagne.
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Post by questa on Mar 27, 2020 6:24:30 GMT
If you hurry to the station you will see a steam-train.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 27, 2020 10:23:32 GMT
Will it take me down to Bahrain?
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Post by questa on Mar 27, 2020 11:06:26 GMT
Why go there,near where the bad guys reign?
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 27, 2020 11:57:57 GMT
To clean my dishdash. It's got a bloodstain.
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Post by questa on Mar 28, 2020 7:32:21 GMT
Will you wear it on the aeroplane?
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Post by mossie on Mar 28, 2020 8:14:43 GMT
Now you are being profane
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 28, 2020 8:22:21 GMT
I tried to treat it with butane.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 28, 2020 20:39:38 GMT
Careful! You might overstrain!
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 28, 2020 21:11:18 GMT
Not a chance. I’m on cocaine.
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Post by questa on Mar 28, 2020 23:03:35 GMT
You could read Ms Rand's books..what's her name? Ayn.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 29, 2020 9:24:01 GMT
But she's ayncient and smells of methane.
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Post by questa on Mar 29, 2020 11:57:53 GMT
Only goes to show she is just a bird-brain.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 29, 2020 12:25:33 GMT
I like her brother. He's from Brisbane.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 29, 2020 17:44:26 GMT
I thought he was a scatterbrain.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 29, 2020 18:02:29 GMT
That's because he suffers with migraine.
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Post by questa on Mar 31, 2020 5:41:32 GMT
The result of living with acid-rain
Brisbane is said as Bris bn...no rhyme
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 31, 2020 6:38:30 GMT
The result of living with acid-rain Brisbane is said as Bris bn...no rhyme It's the English pronunciation. Like Mel born instead of Mairlbn. And I never knew steam train and acid rain had a hyphen.....
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 31, 2020 6:42:48 GMT
I'm going out to walk my great dane.
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Post by questa on Mar 31, 2020 9:48:44 GMT
A task which sounds extremely mundane
(How many head does your station run in a good year?)
(love the ayncient)
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Post by onlyMark on Mar 31, 2020 9:50:24 GMT
(The rule is the place name can rhyme depending as how the person knows it in common usage where they are. Otherwise we could never rhyme Loughborough with kangaroo)
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Post by questa on Mar 31, 2020 9:57:36 GMT
Nor Feathstonehaugh with emu!
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 31, 2020 10:10:12 GMT
I follow the example of Charlemagne.
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Post by questa on Mar 31, 2020 10:47:46 GMT
Are you still there, Mick? no...have a good day.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 31, 2020 11:03:51 GMT
Are you still there, Mick? no...have a good day. Yes I am. Just popped to Bank.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 31, 2020 15:09:57 GMT
And therefore…
I was afraid he might be a crank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 31, 2020 16:07:36 GMT
(This game gets more and more confusing)
For dinner I'm having a large lamb shank.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 31, 2020 16:35:23 GMT
(One must have quick reflexes for a game. Otherwise one puts on one's pyjamas and goes to bed.)
I might decide to play a prank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 31, 2020 16:58:12 GMT
Good idea. Hide behind that tank.
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