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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 31, 2020 20:46:40 GMT
Then I can have a discreet wank.
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Post by questa on Mar 31, 2020 22:24:29 GMT
We can line up to watch...in order of rank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 1, 2020 6:37:20 GMT
The minute you said that my heart just sank.
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 1, 2020 7:42:39 GMT
I was just being frank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 1, 2020 8:32:12 GMT
I thought you were Ernest. What was it you drank?
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Post by questa on Apr 1, 2020 9:51:54 GMT
Something distilled by a homesick Yank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 1, 2020 10:23:02 GMT
I know him! His name is Hank!
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Post by mossie on Apr 1, 2020 13:07:24 GMT
Always thought he was a crank
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 1, 2020 14:32:07 GMT
It must be added that he stank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 1, 2020 14:52:22 GMT
Not his fault. His boat just sank.
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 1, 2020 15:31:05 GMT
(sank twice by the same person!)
I thought he had walked the gangplank.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 1, 2020 16:06:17 GMT
That's really poor. Apologies. Must try harder.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 1, 2020 16:07:16 GMT
He travelled there by charabanc.
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Post by questa on Apr 2, 2020 9:41:25 GMT
I saw he wears an Egyptian ankh.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 2, 2020 10:14:35 GMT
The one with the chains that all go clank?
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 2, 2020 10:23:52 GMT
Not anymore since it shrank.
(Somebody can come up with a new ending...)
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 5, 2020 16:25:48 GMT
It shrank so much it became too TIGHT
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 6, 2020 4:39:03 GMT
On the very first guess, you got it right.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 6, 2020 6:56:08 GMT
Wasn’t easy. Stayed up all night.
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Post by questa on Apr 6, 2020 10:17:18 GMT
I didn't want to say it but you do look a fright.
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 6, 2020 11:09:37 GMT
You need to see me in a different light.
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 6, 2020 20:29:14 GMT
You always put up a fight.
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Post by questa on Apr 7, 2020 2:07:51 GMT
Specially when things are tight
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 7, 2020 7:31:02 GMT
Got to go. I'm catching a flight.
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 7, 2020 14:53:07 GMT
In the middle of a plague, that's not very bright.
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Post by mossie on Apr 7, 2020 15:19:28 GMT
I think he's flying a kite
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 7, 2020 16:18:13 GMT
I tried to do it but it just caught alight.
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Post by questa on Apr 7, 2020 23:50:09 GMT
If you fly over South Australia you'll see the Bight
(the Great Australian Bight...the big curved "bite" that forms the southern coast of Oz)
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 8, 2020 16:54:29 GMT
I may give the Bight a bite.
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Post by mossie on Apr 8, 2020 19:37:22 GMT
That will chase it off to the Isle of Wight
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