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Post by mickthecactus on May 21, 2020 17:06:26 GMT
That sounds cruel. She’s quite indiscreet.
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Post by questa on May 22, 2020 0:27:21 GMT
Can't tell you, My time there is still incomplete
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Post by mickthecactus on May 22, 2020 10:08:13 GMT
Then I can’t cross you off on my worksheet.
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Post by questa on May 22, 2020 11:06:36 GMT
Worksheet...you? Are you one of the elite?
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Post by mickthecactus on May 22, 2020 12:14:27 GMT
(at least I don’t repeat elite)
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Post by questa on May 22, 2020 12:26:49 GMT
Ooh, Look, your face has gone red as a beet!
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Post by mickthecactus on May 22, 2020 12:37:12 GMT
What is your name again? Marguerite?
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Post by questa on May 23, 2020 0:57:25 GMT
That big dog jumped up and knocked me over with its forefeet.
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Post by mickthecactus on May 23, 2020 7:34:56 GMT
Four feet? Take a backseat!
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Post by questa on May 23, 2020 12:51:50 GMT
If you use insect repellent. make sure it contains DEET.
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Post by kerouac2 on May 24, 2020 13:47:05 GMT
Certainly not! That can mutate your gamete.
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Post by mickthecactus on May 24, 2020 14:08:38 GMT
Won’t happen to me. I’m far too petite.
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Post by questa on May 24, 2020 23:51:38 GMT
I'm out, can't think of more eats that haven't been used. I have often wondered, Mick, why your avatar is a bloke enjoying a smoke while taking a slash s20.postimg.cc/ga8dp0nl9/wink.png
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Post by mickthecactus on May 25, 2020 8:21:13 GMT
Have you been on the Witchetty grubs again questa?
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Post by questa on May 25, 2020 10:37:08 GMT
Have another look...dead ringer.
and as for the juicy, fatty little grub it is just food. If you want something more, google pituri
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 1, 2020 15:10:07 GMT
Sorry I've been missing. Been feeling rather BLUE.
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Post by mossie on Jun 1, 2020 15:23:20 GMT
Hope it is not the vicious Chinese flu
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Post by questa on Jun 2, 2020 7:37:57 GMT
If it is it will raise a hullabaloo.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 2, 2020 8:27:34 GMT
It certainly will. I hope it's not true.
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Post by questa on Jun 2, 2020 11:34:59 GMT
could just be a cold where you just go "Ah-CHOO !
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 4, 2020 14:48:11 GMT
Don't do it too hard or you might also poo.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 4, 2020 16:50:36 GMT
I shall be very careful whatever I do.
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Post by mossie on Jun 4, 2020 18:55:23 GMT
Reference the last 2 posts, we had a fancy sales type who was a big show off. He had never tried snuff but when someone was demonstrating how to take it this fellow took a large dose and sniffed it straight down. he did fill his pants, one of the funniest things I've seen
So remember that if you want to impress the person you are trying to woo
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 5, 2020 7:35:49 GMT
I usually feed her a large beef stew.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 5, 2020 13:18:10 GMT
You'd have more success with a chicken vindaloo.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 5, 2020 15:30:33 GMT
That would make her hop like a big kangaroo.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 6, 2020 15:18:47 GMT
She'd calm down with a big glass of brew.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 6, 2020 16:03:20 GMT
And take the train to Woolloomooloo.
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Post by mossie on Jun 6, 2020 19:43:19 GMT
All the way to the loo
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Post by questa on Jun 7, 2020 14:10:01 GMT
Head-banging along with Motly Crue.
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