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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 22, 2022 9:56:27 GMT
I get rid of them by throwing my shoe.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 22, 2022 13:47:41 GMT
Do you know where they flew?
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 22, 2022 16:55:28 GMT
They caught a train to Waterloo.
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Post by mossie on Feb 23, 2022 8:00:08 GMT
and met Napoleon, who was looking blue
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 23, 2022 9:36:28 GMT
He looked just like Macron. I swear that it’s true!
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 23, 2022 11:05:14 GMT
Carnival masks may have fooled you.
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 23, 2022 15:06:00 GMT
It’s easy to fool me. I haven’t a clue.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 23, 2022 15:32:42 GMT
Then you need to find a guru in Kathmandu.
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 23, 2022 16:50:20 GMT
I know a bloke who lives up in Crewe.
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Post by mossie on Feb 23, 2022 16:59:23 GMT
Who married the old woman who lives in a shoe
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 23, 2022 17:04:56 GMT
You heard that all wrong. She lived in a zoo.
(shoe twice)
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Post by lugg on Feb 23, 2022 19:03:46 GMT
... with so many animals, she did not know what to do
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 23, 2022 20:18:34 GMT
The monkeys were hiding at the back of the loo.
(do twice)
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 23, 2022 20:35:41 GMT
That's because they all had to poo.
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 23, 2022 20:48:03 GMT
Good job it wasn't the herd of gnu.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 24, 2022 7:11:41 GMT
There was a door they couldn't get through.
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 24, 2022 8:03:17 GMT
Their way was blocked by a kangaroo.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 24, 2022 17:15:09 GMT
Didn't they shoot it and make a stew?
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 24, 2022 18:05:44 GMT
(stew twice)
Have you been talking to the big cockatoo?
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 25, 2022 15:04:14 GMT
The one who is eating a cashew?
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 25, 2022 15:54:29 GMT
He's the pet of an elderly Hindu.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 25, 2022 16:05:55 GMT
The vegetarian who refuses to eat fondue?
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 25, 2022 16:52:38 GMT
No the one who sits and chews on bamboo.
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Post by lugg on Feb 25, 2022 20:27:55 GMT
Haha ...a panda ... that I knew
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 25, 2022 20:48:44 GMT
I once knew a cow that only went moo.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 27, 2022 6:08:22 GMT
I didn't see it because of the curfew.
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 27, 2022 11:36:04 GMT
I’m at the gym. I’m doing kung fu.
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Post by kerouac2 on Feb 27, 2022 19:21:01 GMT
I prefer to go boating on the bayou.
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Post by mickthecactus on Feb 27, 2022 21:10:20 GMT
I'm with the band playing my kazoo.
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Post by mossie on Feb 28, 2022 8:12:20 GMT
and I am hiding in the loo
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