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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 14, 2022 11:48:54 GMT
That’s a shame. I baked you a pie.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 14, 2022 19:16:36 GMT
I'm sure that's a lie.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 14, 2022 20:45:26 GMT
Much more of that, you'll be poked in the eye.
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Post by mossie on Mar 15, 2022 8:05:48 GMT
And if you 're not careful, hung out to dry
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 15, 2022 9:57:45 GMT
That’s very bold of you. I thought you were shy.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 15, 2022 11:06:52 GMT
Not only that, he is no longer as spry.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 15, 2022 12:14:57 GMT
Don't say that! You're making me cry.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 15, 2022 17:54:43 GMT
He won't take offence -- his humour is wry.
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 15, 2022 20:26:06 GMT
Must get the jab. I’m off to Shanghai.
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 17, 2022 12:12:42 GMT
Is that the flight with a stop in Dubai?
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 17, 2022 12:37:16 GMT
My daughter is there. She’s got no wifi.
(actually all true)
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 18, 2022 17:17:30 GMT
Is that the daughter who's a spy?
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 19, 2022 8:56:50 GMT
She has an MI5 assegai.
(And she came home last night)
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 20, 2022 18:19:03 GMT
Did you serve her a ham on rye?
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 20, 2022 18:34:54 GMT
She’s vegetarian! That would horrify!
(also true)
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 21, 2022 11:47:10 GMT
So to your Sunday roast, she said goodbye?
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Post by mickthecactus on Mar 21, 2022 13:12:27 GMT
Indeed she did. It was in July.
(1987..)
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Post by kerouac2 on Mar 30, 2022 16:23:22 GMT
Let's hail new English babies, a certain Lorelei!
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 2, 2022 20:14:57 GMT
She’s a treasure! Asleep in her COT.
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Post by mossie on Apr 3, 2022 7:13:32 GMT
I am sure you love her a lot
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 4, 2022 16:42:25 GMT
Is her nose already full of snot?
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Post by mickthecactus on Apr 4, 2022 17:09:39 GMT
Bless her heart, the little tot!
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Post by kerouac2 on Apr 5, 2022 16:33:08 GMT
Perhaps she can become our mascot.
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Post by mickthecactus on May 19, 2022 18:02:53 GMT
I should have replied! I simply forgot.
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Post by mossie on May 19, 2022 18:24:40 GMT
So now she will call you a clot
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Post by mickthecactus on May 19, 2022 20:14:33 GMT
I know, I know. I lost the plot.
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Post by kerouac2 on May 21, 2022 18:20:42 GMT
Perhaps you should lie down on a cot.
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Post by mickthecactus on May 24, 2022 11:16:27 GMT
(Cot twice)
I may have to speak with my friend Dot.
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Post by kerouac2 on May 25, 2022 15:18:31 GMT
She is sure to be here on the spot.
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Post by mickthecactus on May 25, 2022 16:56:56 GMT
But she moves so slow when the weather is hot.
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