I can imagine there will be a time when.........
Dec 13, 2014 16:09:25 GMT
Post by onlyMark on Dec 13, 2014 16:09:25 GMT
I can imagine there will be a time when.........
Only very old people know what 'clockwise' means.
The only time you'll see a proper fountain pen is in a museum.
No experience will last more than three minutes.
Door keys won't exist, it'll all work from some electronic device.
State pensions become untenable as there are too many claiming, even though the pension age is 75 yrs, as there aren't enough workers to maintain the scheme. You will have to look after yourself with a private pension.
Air travel will be in a plane without a pilot. Only a computer technician to monitor the electronics.
There will still be arguments over whether petrol or diesel is more polluting.
People with implanted computer chips need to take a special queue at airport security.
Music will be free, as with movies, but a minimum of 70% of the content will be adverts.
The latest survey from CNN shows - only three TV's were sold in the USA last week. But subscriptions to internet TV are at an all time high.
The latest survey from CNN shows - there are now over one million TV channels available.
The latest survey from CNN shows - for every 1 hour of programming on TV in the USA, 62% of the hour are adverts, 33% is a repeat of what has just happened and only 6% is original.
The latest survey from CNN shows - mental arithmetic standards in the USA (and worldwide) have fallen to an all time low.
India is now the number 1 economy in the world after China reverted to the politics of the 1950's, the USA Congress was taken over by a Microsoft/Google alliance, the UK became a historical theme park, Russia, after trying to claim back its lost 'empire', imploded yet again and the word 'Russia' only refers to the immediate area around Moscow, the rest is independent. France has shrugged its shoulders, opened another bottle of wine and the members of the Senate and National Assembly have voted and agreed on keeping three hours a day for lunch plus, if needed, an extra two hours to service your 'affair'.
A new alliance called Japanorea (joining Japan and South Korea) is the number 2 economy.
North Korea is still being ruled by some idiot (no change there then) but the population has halved due to starvation.
The last known sheaf of A4 paper is being auctioned at Christies.
The last known stapler is being auctioned at Christies.
A statue has recently been opened to show what the last known elephant looked like.
Hackers have taken over Hong Kong and the financial markets.
The Amazon Forest car park now extends to 34% of the forest itself. An anonymous logger says they fear the day when they will have illegally taken all of it. They'll be out of a job.
Security forces worldwide are cautious about the latest USB flash drive. They expect it could be used for nefarious purposes as it is only the size of a pin and has a capacity of one thousand tetrabytes.
Gary Glitter has been stopped trying to leave the country and his pin collection has been seized for examination.
After a British politician had an egg thrown at him, DNA results show that the egg was free range and no charges were filed. A spokesman for the High Court stated that charges would only have been filed if the egg was from a battery hen as they and their eggs are now illegal.
Free range eggs, due to the lack of space now in the UK to let chickens run free, have surpassed what in 2014 would have been equivalent to 500 pounds a carton of six.
The offender who threw an egg at a politician has been identified as the son of the third richest man in the world. Mable Smith, a resident of the area said, "Only him could afford it. I've not 'ad an egg for my husband's tea in nigh on twenty years".
Anyway, I got a bit silly at the end, couldn't help it it's in my nature, but you see what I mean......... what can you imagine there will be a time when....?
Only very old people know what 'clockwise' means.
The only time you'll see a proper fountain pen is in a museum.
No experience will last more than three minutes.
Door keys won't exist, it'll all work from some electronic device.
State pensions become untenable as there are too many claiming, even though the pension age is 75 yrs, as there aren't enough workers to maintain the scheme. You will have to look after yourself with a private pension.
Air travel will be in a plane without a pilot. Only a computer technician to monitor the electronics.
There will still be arguments over whether petrol or diesel is more polluting.
People with implanted computer chips need to take a special queue at airport security.
Music will be free, as with movies, but a minimum of 70% of the content will be adverts.
The latest survey from CNN shows - only three TV's were sold in the USA last week. But subscriptions to internet TV are at an all time high.
The latest survey from CNN shows - there are now over one million TV channels available.
The latest survey from CNN shows - for every 1 hour of programming on TV in the USA, 62% of the hour are adverts, 33% is a repeat of what has just happened and only 6% is original.
The latest survey from CNN shows - mental arithmetic standards in the USA (and worldwide) have fallen to an all time low.
India is now the number 1 economy in the world after China reverted to the politics of the 1950's, the USA Congress was taken over by a Microsoft/Google alliance, the UK became a historical theme park, Russia, after trying to claim back its lost 'empire', imploded yet again and the word 'Russia' only refers to the immediate area around Moscow, the rest is independent. France has shrugged its shoulders, opened another bottle of wine and the members of the Senate and National Assembly have voted and agreed on keeping three hours a day for lunch plus, if needed, an extra two hours to service your 'affair'.
A new alliance called Japanorea (joining Japan and South Korea) is the number 2 economy.
North Korea is still being ruled by some idiot (no change there then) but the population has halved due to starvation.
The last known sheaf of A4 paper is being auctioned at Christies.
The last known stapler is being auctioned at Christies.
A statue has recently been opened to show what the last known elephant looked like.
Hackers have taken over Hong Kong and the financial markets.
The Amazon Forest car park now extends to 34% of the forest itself. An anonymous logger says they fear the day when they will have illegally taken all of it. They'll be out of a job.
Security forces worldwide are cautious about the latest USB flash drive. They expect it could be used for nefarious purposes as it is only the size of a pin and has a capacity of one thousand tetrabytes.
Gary Glitter has been stopped trying to leave the country and his pin collection has been seized for examination.
After a British politician had an egg thrown at him, DNA results show that the egg was free range and no charges were filed. A spokesman for the High Court stated that charges would only have been filed if the egg was from a battery hen as they and their eggs are now illegal.
Free range eggs, due to the lack of space now in the UK to let chickens run free, have surpassed what in 2014 would have been equivalent to 500 pounds a carton of six.
The offender who threw an egg at a politician has been identified as the son of the third richest man in the world. Mable Smith, a resident of the area said, "Only him could afford it. I've not 'ad an egg for my husband's tea in nigh on twenty years".
Anyway, I got a bit silly at the end, couldn't help it it's in my nature, but you see what I mean......... what can you imagine there will be a time when....?
