Any Port email received
Jun 23, 2017 7:07:36 GMT
Post by onlyMark on Jun 23, 2017 7:07:36 GMT
Dear Any Port,
It was so nice to hear from you this morning in the form of an email. Especially the part where you are looking forward to seeing me around. It is nice to know that you are missing me after just one night where I admit, I did have to go to sleep. Gone are the days where I am able to stay up all night, either at a party, contributing to forums, posting on social media, travelling, having a lock in at the pub, or even having wild unadulterated all night sex.
The last one I'm afraid to say has not happened since I was in my thirties, but I have good memories of it.
I hope the twins from the Swedish Ladies Volleyball Team do as well.
Though having to stop halfway through for more energy giving Lucozade and to finish off a peperoni pizza, didn't go down too well. I think I got away with it though. I just told them to carry on without me for a minute or two. They appeared quite happy to do so, which I wasn't so enamoured with but continued on afterwards with a stiff upper lip. Amongst other things.
Sorry, I digress, as normal. Hence, I do have to have break from time to time and I am flattered by your concern and your intimation that my contributions carry some weight. As, unfortunately, I do after years of too much cheese, mushy peas and pies.
Yours in perpetuity,
onlyMark
P.S. From the end of next week I will be away from the internet in Spain. I may call in from time to time but at odd intervals probably.
Just so you know.
Missing you already.
xxx
It was so nice to hear from you this morning in the form of an email. Especially the part where you are looking forward to seeing me around. It is nice to know that you are missing me after just one night where I admit, I did have to go to sleep. Gone are the days where I am able to stay up all night, either at a party, contributing to forums, posting on social media, travelling, having a lock in at the pub, or even having wild unadulterated all night sex.
The last one I'm afraid to say has not happened since I was in my thirties, but I have good memories of it.
I hope the twins from the Swedish Ladies Volleyball Team do as well.
Though having to stop halfway through for more energy giving Lucozade and to finish off a peperoni pizza, didn't go down too well. I think I got away with it though. I just told them to carry on without me for a minute or two. They appeared quite happy to do so, which I wasn't so enamoured with but continued on afterwards with a stiff upper lip. Amongst other things.
Sorry, I digress, as normal. Hence, I do have to have break from time to time and I am flattered by your concern and your intimation that my contributions carry some weight. As, unfortunately, I do after years of too much cheese, mushy peas and pies.
Yours in perpetuity,
onlyMark
P.S. From the end of next week I will be away from the internet in Spain. I may call in from time to time but at odd intervals probably.
Just so you know.
Missing you already.
xxx