Oz wordplay

[questa]

Warning...the following uses language that is rude, crude, common, coarse,vulgar and rather suggestive

The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand. [ Anyporters, How many words do you know?]

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor
Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
And for the Kiwi's amongst us:
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

[Ahh, nuthin' like a bit of kulcha]

[mickthecactus]

Excellent, really excellent!

[mickthecactus]

I also liked:-

euclyptus - complaint of sheep as they exit the shearing shed bleating the obvious.

When I was a lad I had a book called Let Stalk Strine by Afferbeck Lauder. Wonder if that's still about?




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