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Post by lugg on Dec 1, 2019 10:50:06 GMT
These are the results of a Washington post competition. Some of them made me laugh; many are very clever..
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there
16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts
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Post by mossie on Dec 1, 2019 11:42:09 GMT
An excellent list Lugg, let me add one more
Aggranoying (adj), very annoying
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 1, 2019 12:29:24 GMT
They are very funny😂
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Post by lugg on Dec 1, 2019 17:32:38 GMT
Like it Mossie Aggranoying (adj), very annoying
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Post by kerouac2 on Dec 2, 2019 6:08:49 GMT
Punish - Not quite a play on words
Deferral - Bikini wax
Mandate - Two guys watching sports
Remember - rejoin a group
Reply - glue wood together again
Wicker - person who adds strings to candles Muggle - to steal while hugging
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Post by lugg on Dec 4, 2019 10:36:44 GMT
Good ones K2
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Post by lugg on Dec 4, 2019 10:47:03 GMT
Here are a few more;
Relief: What trees do in the spring
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do.
Syntax : Tariff on immorality
Oxymoron: Someone who is as dumb as an ox.
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Post by lugg on May 25, 2020 18:02:39 GMT
Testiculate - to wave ones arms around and talk bollocks aka Bo Jo
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Post by mickthecactus on May 25, 2020 19:16:52 GMT
Croquettes- very small crocodiles.
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Post by mickthecactus on Aug 30, 2020 11:42:28 GMT
Cardiology- the study of cardigans.
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Post by casimira on Aug 30, 2020 13:08:39 GMT
These are all very funny. Such clever people we have on here. (Mick is always like this. Kind of like our very own court jester! )
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