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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:14:22 GMT
I thought it might be good to have a thread where all could share those deep investigative meditative thoughts that all of the members of Any Port In A Storm certainly have! Such a wise and reflective people we are!  pon⋅der /ˈpɒndər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pon-der] –verb (used without object) 1. to consider something deeply and thoroughly; meditate (often fol. by over or upon). –verb (used with object) 2. to weigh carefully in the mind; consider thoughtfully: He pondered his next words thoroughly. |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:15:55 GMT
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die!  |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:17:16 GMT
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:18:10 GMT
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ;D
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:19:10 GMT
Life is sexually transmitted.  |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:21:27 GMT
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.  |
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 12, 2009 18:30:16 GMT
How come most people can remember and sing fairly accurately a hit of their high school years, but can no longer solve a simple algebraic equation at gunpoint?
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 18:38:28 GMT
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2009 20:36:19 GMT
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
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Post by traveler63 on Jun 12, 2009 20:53:37 GMT
Why can't people hear their own dogs barking?
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 22:04:59 GMT
Excellent ones k2 and traveler63! Keep up the good work!  |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 22:06:19 GMT
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 22:08:18 GMT
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 22:11:03 GMT
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 22:11:51 GMT
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Post by distantshores on Jun 12, 2009 22:14:57 GMT
Can you cry under water?
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Post by distantshores on Jun 14, 2009 1:15:04 GMT
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Post by traveler63 on Jun 14, 2009 1:20:55 GMT
Why do they put braille at the drive-up window?
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 14, 2009 1:25:26 GMT
Do they? Well, people do walk up to drive-in windows. (Don't they?)
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Post by distantshores on Jun 14, 2009 1:38:26 GMT
How would a blind person get to the drive up window in the first place? I find that "pondering" extremely interesting!!! |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 14, 2009 1:40:07 GMT
Since you brought that up T63... Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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Post by rikita on Jun 17, 2009 8:33:28 GMT
i am always tempted to give serious answers to these kind of questions. just to be annoying.
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Post by spindrift on Jun 17, 2009 13:41:14 GMT
I reckon you can cry underwater since you can vomit underwater! Ha! (I'm a diver so I know).  |
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Post by spindrift on Jun 17, 2009 13:44:48 GMT
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Post by distantshores on Jun 18, 2009 0:30:43 GMT
i am always tempted to give serious answers to these kind of questions. just to be annoying. Go for it rikita!!! I'm game!!! ;D |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 18, 2009 0:31:46 GMT
Why is a square meal served on round plates? Or a round pizza in a square box!!! |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 18, 2009 0:33:48 GMT
I reckon you can cry underwater since you can vomit underwater! Ha! (I'm a diver so I know). Oh goodness spinny! Please tell me you're not one of those that pees in the pool too!!! LOL And if you do.... never admit it!!! |
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Post by distantshores on Jun 18, 2009 0:48:48 GMT
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
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Post by rikita on Jun 18, 2009 15:50:08 GMT
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? i guess because it doesn't dry up in there, but stays liquid. |
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