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Post by lola on Aug 10, 2009 17:52:58 GMT
My advice is to start drinking heavily -- Animal House
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Post by imec on Aug 10, 2009 21:01:26 GMT
I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat - One of the Dirty Harry's
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Post by bixaorellana on Aug 10, 2009 21:18:11 GMT
This is one of my all-time favorites, heard on late night tv. It's from a Kim Hunter movie, but I don't know which one. There should probably be a prize for anyone who can identify this:
Do you want her to have to spend the rest of her life grasping after love with strangers in cheap motels?
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Post by lola on Aug 11, 2009 20:58:37 GMT
From Casablanca, a storehouse of great lines:
Cute Newlywed: M. Rick, what sort of man is Capt. Renault? Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.
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Post by Jazz on Aug 11, 2009 23:19:16 GMT
More from Casablanca:
Ugarte (Peter Lorre): You know Rick, I have many a friend in Casblanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.
Annina (of young honeymoon couple):...thinking about Captain Renault's offer of sex for exit visas...
Annina to Rick: Oh monsieur, you are a man. if someone loved you very much...but she did a bad thing to make cetain of a good thing, could you forgive her? Rick: Nobody ever loved me that much. Annina: And he never knew and the girl kept it locked in her heart? That would be all right, wouldn't it? Rick: You want my advice? Annina: Oh yes, please! Rick: Go back to Bulgaria.
The euphoric young couple get their exit visas, without sex. Captain Renault: Oh no, not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everthing businesslike. Young Husband: We'll be there at six!!! Captain Renault: I'll be there at ten.
Rick to Ilsa: I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship.
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Post by lola on Aug 12, 2009 0:20:58 GMT
Speaking of our towns. From Meet Me In St. Louis:
Tootie: [about St. Louis] Wasn't I lucky to be born in my favorite city?
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Post by hwinpp on Aug 12, 2009 7:57:35 GMT
I like 'make my day', also from Dirty Harry.
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Post by lola on Aug 12, 2009 16:35:38 GMT
at the risk of revealing my inner frat boy:
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Post by traveler63 on Aug 13, 2009 23:28:04 GMT
"What we got here is failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke. This was one of my favorite all time movies.
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Post by nic on Aug 14, 2009 10:51:56 GMT
From The Maltese Falcon:
Sam Spade: Ten thousand? We were talking about a lot more money than this.
Kasper Gutman: Yes, sir, we were, but this is genuine coin of the realm. With a dollar of this, you can buy ten dollars of talk. --- Joel Cairo: I certainly wish you would have invented a more reasonable story. I felt distinctly like an idiot repeating it.
Sam Spade: Don't worry about the story's goofiness. A sensible one would have had us all in the cooler.
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Post by nic on Aug 15, 2009 21:45:04 GMT
From Kung Fu Panda:
Po: “There is no charge for awesomeness - or attractiveness!”
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Master Ooguay: “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
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Post by lola on Aug 19, 2009 1:00:47 GMT
Midnight Cowboy:
Woman at the party tells Ratso the food's free, so he doesn't have to steal it. Ratso: Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin'.
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Post by lola on Aug 25, 2009 15:37:58 GMT
In an O Brother Where Art Thou vein: Vernon T. Waldrip: "I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber." Pappy O'Daniel: "Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! also: Delmar: "Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias." Everett: "Ohh, yes. I have spread my seed."!
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Post by bixaorellana on Aug 25, 2009 15:49:11 GMT
FUNNY! I had forgotten those.
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Post by lola on Sept 6, 2009 23:55:28 GMT
from Fargo: Lundegard: I'm cooperating here!
It's a Wonderful Life: Violet: " Oh, this old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2009 22:57:55 GMT
"Is it safe?", Laurence Olivier as the sadistic dentist in" Marathon Man".
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Post by tillystar on Sept 24, 2009 9:10:04 GMT
After seeing In the Loop the other day I keep giggling to myself all the time when I remember the line
"Ohhhh, if it isn't humpty dumpty, sitting on a collapsing wall like some useless egg c*nt"
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Post by tillystar on Sept 24, 2009 9:22:13 GMT
Life of Brian is where most of my favorite quotes coem from:
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say. The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them! Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different! Man in crowd: I'm not... -----------------------------
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers". Mrs. Gregory: What's so special about the cheesemakers? Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
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Post by bixaorellana on Sept 24, 2009 15:17:47 GMT
;D ;D That last one! I'd forgotten all about it, but yes, perpetually funny. Humpty Dumpty is a good hoo-haw too.
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Post by lola on Sept 24, 2009 23:24:34 GMT
In The Loop is FULL of great lines.
Judy: Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me those kids make you sound like... Angela Lansbury! Malcolm Tucker: She's married? Poor bastard.
Miller: Twelve thousand troops. But that's not enough. That's the amount that are going to die. And at the end of a war you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you've lost.
I saw it on the plane back from back from London, twice to catch a few more things.
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Post by BigIain on Sept 24, 2009 23:58:17 GMT
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children. Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: Weall got it coming, kid.
Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house. Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
Unforgiven has some fantastic quotes and one liners.
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Post by lola on Sept 25, 2009 14:15:22 GMT
My husband loves that movie, BigIain, and recognizes those quotes and even who Ned was.
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Post by imec on Sept 25, 2009 14:20:03 GMT
The Commitments - almost every line in the movie.
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: What did Evel Knievel want? Jimmy Rabbitte: God sent him. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: What? Jimmy Rabbitte: God sent him. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: On a fucking Suzuki?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2009 23:08:12 GMT
'After all, tomorrow is another day' - Scarlett O'hara in Gone with Wind.
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Post by BigIain on Sept 25, 2009 23:47:09 GMT
You played it for her, you can play it for me!
My fave line from Casablanca
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Post by lola on Sept 26, 2009 19:40:48 GMT
more In the Loop
Simon Foster: So what are we going back to, apart from a nice cup of tea and some knife crime? Toby Wright: Constituency surgery in Northamptonshire. Simon Foster: Oh, great. Meeting my constituents. It's like being Simon Cowell, only without the ability to say, "Fuck off, you're mental".
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Post by lola on Oct 18, 2009 0:21:04 GMT
From Bourne Identity:
Jason: Uh... we got a bump coming up. [drives the car down a long narrow flight of Parisian stairs]
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Post by bixaorellana on Oct 18, 2009 1:08:32 GMT
From Annie Hall:
Annie Hall: Oh, you see an analyst? Alvy Singer: Yeah, just for fifteen years. Annie Hall: Fifteen years? Alvy Singer: Yeah, I'm gonna give him one more year, and then I'm going to Lourdes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alvy Singer: Hey listen, gimme a kiss. Annie Hall: Really? Alvy Singer: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right, and then there's gonna be all that tension, we've never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. We'll digest our food better.
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