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Post by chexbres on Oct 18, 2015 8:08:27 GMT
...The Go-Kart Track, which is rated #3 on Trip Advisor!!! But when I arrived there, it was...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2015 15:43:05 GMT
...being converted into a vegetable garden.
Well, I'm not sure you could call them vegetables because...
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Post by tod2 on Oct 19, 2015 14:18:57 GMT
...the shapes and sizes were not of this world, but looked more like...
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Post by chexbres on Oct 19, 2015 19:09:41 GMT
...big, hairy alien tarantulas! When they tried to gather some, they...
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Post by whatagain on Oct 19, 2015 20:22:04 GMT
exploded all over the place, they were Kamikaze's coming from ...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2015 13:18:40 GMT
...the secret Nazi base on the dark side of the moon.
Tiny razor-sharp swastikas embedded themselves in...
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Post by tod2 on Oct 22, 2015 12:39:12 GMT
...the vegetables making them look like porcupines. Totally destroyed it made sense to....
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Post by chexbres on Nov 5, 2015 20:35:43 GMT
...shape them into balls and use them to play cricket, like Alice did with the hedgehogs! But when they tried to form them into balls, the...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 15:13:29 GMT
...swastikas melted because they were actually made of moon ice.
The vegetable mush didn't go to waste because...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 6, 2015 20:14:32 GMT
...some Syrian refugees were passing by and made a nice lunch out of it. But then when it came time for dessert, they wanted...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2015 16:12:36 GMT
...a nice bowl of oum ali, but there was none to be found.
However, the next morning they were gently awakened by someone handing out...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 8, 2015 19:30:49 GMT
...rosewater and litchi macarons, which was almost just as nice! But there weren't enough to go around, and all of...
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Post by tod2 on Nov 9, 2015 14:15:41 GMT
..a sudden the kids started yelling "We want McDonald's!, We want MacDonald's!!" until ..
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2015 21:46:36 GMT
...they died unexpectedly.
After McDonald's went out of business, it seemed only normal that...
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Post by whatagain on Nov 10, 2015 20:14:27 GMT
they all ate snails. After all they were in France so
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2015 12:16:21 GMT
...snails are everywhere, crawling across the television screen or between the sheets of the beds.
Some people don't find this very nice, so they go to...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 11, 2015 19:41:11 GMT
...the Catacombes, to feast on boiled-bone soup! After that hearty meal, they...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 12:39:10 GMT
... jump on the Orlybus which is right next door.
If they're lucky, they can get on a flight to...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 13, 2015 20:21:39 GMT
...Amsterdam, where they'll visit the "coffee shops". Of course, afterwards, they'll still be hungry, so...
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Post by tod2 on Nov 14, 2015 10:50:45 GMT
...stumbling out of the 'coffee shop' with their minds in a daze someone suggested they find some real Dutch food like....
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Post by chexbres on Nov 14, 2015 14:18:27 GMT
...Hollandse Nieuwe! But since three of the group were vegans...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 6:13:43 GMT
...they dug up some tulip bulbs to eat.
An agent of the local Maréechaussée came running after them to...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 15, 2015 9:55:37 GMT
...make them pay a fine for destroying public property. But since they didn't have any money, he made them...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 16:55:49 GMT
...plant cannabis for each tulip bulb destroyed.
They flew to Colorado to buy seeds but on the way back...
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Post by tod2 on Nov 15, 2015 17:03:25 GMT
....a huge storm made them fly miles off course and land somewhere they had never thought possible....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2015 22:04:19 GMT
... the land of Oz!
Little did they know that the yellow brick road had been diverted to...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 22, 2015 20:38:39 GMT
...an underground tunnel run by a nefarious drug cartel! But after digging awhile, they thought they could see...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 21:52:49 GMT
...the mines of Moria.
What a surprise it was to see the Fellowship of the Ring going...
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Post by mossie on Nov 22, 2015 22:18:34 GMT
Round in circles
They then decided to go to Timbukto
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 23:29:13 GMT
...which is now far enough from Bamako to be safe (it used to be the other way around).
Unfortunately, the only food for sale in the desert was...
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