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Post by chexbres on Nov 23, 2015 10:57:40 GMT
...not gluten-free! So, in desperation, they were forced to...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2015 12:22:03 GMT
...ride a camel to Casablanca.
In that sinful city they were treated to...
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Post by tod2 on Nov 23, 2015 12:40:10 GMT
...dinner, belly dancers without tops, and booze with under-cover agents who had ideas they could easily be influenced to....
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2015 19:59:04 GMT
...annihilate Western civilisation forever.
However, the agents seemed to have forgotten that...
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Post by chexbres on Nov 24, 2015 20:37:16 GMT
...they neglected to provide them with any weapons of mass destruction! So when the first opportunity arrived, they...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2015 21:46:28 GMT
...bought shitloads of diarrhea tablets.
They knew that with everybody glued to the toilet, they could...
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 23, 2015 13:41:06 GMT
Begin their dastardly deeds.
With everybody out of action they began their work but suddenly.....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 17:15:21 GMT
...they were beamed up to a mysterious spaceship.
What a shock to see Donald Trump coming at them with...
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 24, 2015 8:48:31 GMT
A dagger shaped like a wig.
Donning a burka they....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 12:59:57 GMT
...ran through his flying hair salon.
Seeing the burkas, Trump opened the anti-Muslim trapdoor and...
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Post by chexbres on Dec 24, 2015 20:09:11 GMT
...pushed them all through to oblivion! Thus ending the Muslim-menace forever, Trump realized...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 22:02:50 GMT
...that he had lost his principal campaign issue.
He withdrew from the election and devoted himself to....
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Post by mossie on Dec 25, 2015 9:08:22 GMT
.... Contemplating his navel
looking for salvation
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 10:11:31 GMT
...yet feeling supremely intelligent.
Meanwhile in London...
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Post by whatagain on Dec 25, 2015 12:12:27 GMT
some leftwing activists declared Trump banned from travel forums Donald then complained to Minnie that ...
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Post by chexbres on Dec 25, 2015 21:00:28 GMT
...without his expert advice, nobody would know how to travel correctly!!! So, he decided to do the only sensible thing and...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2015 11:26:40 GMT
...buy Trip Advisor.
Replacing hotel reviews with online handgun sales turned out to be...
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Post by chexbres on Dec 27, 2015 16:17:16 GMT
...what middle America really wanted anyway, so Trump became a gazillionaire! But after he fell asleep, the ghost of Christmas Future visited him and...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 17:27:19 GMT
...told him about Tiny Tim and his family.
Trump shouted "Fuck those losers!" and immediately went to...
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Post by chexbres on Dec 27, 2015 22:28:49 GMT
...the next political debate, where he said the same thing about all the other candidates. But this time, Hillary decided...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 11:45:38 GMT
...to exercise her 2nd amendment rights.
Using a double barrelled shotgun, she...
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Post by mickthecactus on Dec 29, 2015 9:13:31 GMT
Removed his head from his shoulders and everybody breathed a sigh of relief.
Normality had returned so I......
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 13:06:51 GMT
...sat down to lunch with an old friend.
When I say "old" I really mean...
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Post by whatagain on Dec 29, 2015 15:02:01 GMT
old like nobody can read his birthcertificate, written in hieroglyphs. What keeps my old friend well and fit is that he....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2015 19:24:23 GMT
...avoids reading the daily newspapers.
This prevents him from finding out that...
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 13, 2016 14:15:49 GMT
If he has more than 2 glasses of wine a week he will die instantly.
Nevertheless he like to........
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2016 20:16:00 GMT
to try as many different drinks as possible.
His absolute favourite is when he...
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Post by whatagain on Jan 13, 2016 20:25:57 GMT
can get totally plastered with half a bottle. After vomiting all he ingurgitated he loves to ...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2016 14:21:22 GMT
...go get a kebab with chips to repair his stomach.
Unfortunately, his doctor has told him that...
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 15, 2016 10:28:42 GMT
Now he can no longer be a blood doner.
However he can donate.......
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