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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2009 14:41:18 GMT
After World War Two, the future looked great. Everything was possible, and a lot of sleek new fabrics were ready to clothe us on our trip to the stars. At least that's what the artists from back then thought. Space tourism was sure to be a big industry, and they were already preparing the posters for it. They clearly had understood that global warming would be a problem in the future, because a lot of the ladies were dressed for comfort in hot climates. The Soviets were off on photo safaris as well, as the red star of communism was everywhere in outer space. Meanwhile, the one-child policy of the Red Chinese (as they were known) clearly permitted loving parents to spoil their offspring and let them zoom happily to the stars. Space stations are a lot of work, though, so the workers always had to go floating around to do important stuff. Yes indeed, space was a busy place and it definitely kept the designers busy when they weren't building Edsels. I'm not sure why things didn't turn out as we had hoped. After all, there were men on the moon forty years ago, but the last guy went there in 1972. Your pocket calculator is more powerful than his spaceship computer was! And yet they went anyway. Maybe it all would have turned out differently if enough people had read articles on how to AVOID A RECESSION.
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Post by bixaorellana on Apr 2, 2009 16:25:35 GMT
Well, they were certainly right about one thing. It's now the future and yes, you can have an insanely perky bosom thanks to the miracle of science. Now they need to get to work on the "wake up without aging a day" problem.
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