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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2009 20:22:18 GMT
The Crabby Old Fart has all the answers about this hot topic. The problem with young people today is that they all have piercings.
When I was a lad, we didn’t pierce our ears, tongues, nipples or anything else.
If we wanted to mutilate ourselves we took a job in the sawmill and let nature take its course. We punched a hole in a time card not in our face damn it.... |
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 2, 2009 20:45:27 GMT
Oh gawd those are funny!
The C.O.F. on teen nicknames:
They’ve driven the Buick out of Stupidville and arrived safely in Assclown County, folks. I mean really, if I had ever asked my old dad to call me “Phat A” he would have brained me with a pair of ice tongs and changed my nickname to “that idiot boy.” And he’d have been right to do it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2009 22:25:30 GMT
I enjoyed this one:
And what the Hell is with them peeing randomly throughout the day? Nothing but lazy bladders and poor self control if you ask me. I urinated when I was told to and was thankful I had a pot to piss in. I peed at 7:45 each morning and was done with it. If I needed to go again later I crossed my legs, gritted my teeth and rode it out ‘til morning.
I’ll tell you one thing. I can guarantee you that the Chinese aren’t going to the washroom every time they feel a tingle. They’re working damn it. Working at taking over the global economy while we pop our pimples and urinate indiscriminately.
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 3, 2009 2:02:09 GMT
You left out the sentence immediately above what you quoted: In my day young people smelled like bologna sandwiches, pipe tobacco and hard work.
I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts I've laughed so hard over this. I can't wait to send it to my mother, who is going to pee herself laughing. I love this one about church:
But these young people today. They think churches are boring and “lame.” The only way they’d sit through a sermon was if it were on Youtube and included someone getting kicked in the giblets or an exploding toilet.
Church isn’t “modern” enough for them. There aren’t any baristas in church. No place to dock your iPod or plug in your Bluetooth. Young people want to spend their Sundays lying in bed, disrespecting God and following Britney Spears on Twitter.
If this keeps up bad things will happen.
It won’t be long before churches close due to lack of interest and developers turn them into horrible loft condos. Then young people will buy them, move in and have loud parties with rock music and drugs and sexual language. And before you know it every church in the land will be nothing more than a god damned discotheque stuffed to the rafters with uncontrollable, raving young people.
"sexual language" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by hwinpp on Jun 3, 2009 3:33:11 GMT
Had a good laugh! The problem with young people here is their hair. Just came accross this in our local police blotter: LONG-HAIRED PUPILS SHORN BY POLICEOn Tuesday morning the police in Battambang province called two seventh-grade students aged 15 and 16 at Netr Yang High School who were standing in front the police station to come in and cut their hair, which police said was too long. The police said they could not stand seeing students looking so bad. Teachers said they did not dare say anything to the students even though they also disapproved of their hair length because they were afraid they would be attacked by the students and that they might be forced to jump out of the classroom through the window. www.phnompenhpost.com/index.php/2009060226215/National-news/Police-Blotter-02-Jun-2009.html |
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 3, 2009 4:16:56 GMT
Teachers said they did not dare say anything to the students even though they also disapproved of their hair length because they were afraid they would be attacked by the students and that they might be forced to jump out of the classroom through the window.
Oh yeah -- one of the leading causes of teachers leaving the profession: sprained ankles from jumping out of windows. ;D
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Post by hwinpp on Jun 3, 2009 7:03:34 GMT
What's the deal with the different avatars, Bixa? Are some more equal than others here?  Your camera fits your shoes! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2009 9:56:00 GMT
And it's aimed right at you hw, the camera that is,shoes right behind!
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 3, 2009 14:48:39 GMT
What's the deal with the different avatars, Bixa? Are some more equal than others here? Your camera fits your shoes! Don't you start with me, young man! Yes, there is a way for you to have rotating avatars also. Look at my post count. Now look at your post count. Starting to get the idea? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2009 16:43:08 GMT
Bixa is a cyclops!
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Post by Jazz on Jun 3, 2009 17:23:50 GMT
What's the deal with the different avatars, Bixa? Are some more equal than others here? Your camera fits your shoes! Don't you start with me, young man! Yes, there is a way for you to have rotating avatars also. Look at my post count. Now look at your post count. Starting to get the idea? hwnn...heheheh! (you and I are a long, long way from a rotating avatar...mmm....maybe we should do the word game? ...I don't even have one avatar  ) |
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Post by bixaorellana on Jun 4, 2009 0:49:50 GMT
Kerouac is a butthead!(whoops ~ thought this was the insult thread)Yes, young lady ~~ where is your avatar? Both you & HW are Stalwarts and valued posters. If you'd both stop wasting so much time with so-called real life, you could get a lot more posting done! |
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Post by traveler63 on Jun 4, 2009 21:12:52 GMT
I have to say, I think my grand kids are great. Now, my husband's son, well, he's 42 and he is a good person, but not very ambitious. I think that common sense skipped a generation and the girls who are 16 and 18 seem to be the "adults. Oh well  |
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