Marrying a cow

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Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding



A teenager collapsed during his marriage to a cow he had earlier been caught having sex with after claiming it had flirted with him.





Unemployed Ngurah Alit, 18, was seen in a Bali paddy field standing naked behind the animal.

He claimed he believed the cow was a young and beautiful woman, and it had seduced him with flattering compliments.

He was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality.

But during the ritual Alit passed out as locals and police – drafted in to keep journalists at bay – looked on and his mother began screaming, according to Detik.com.

One villager said: ‘Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid.’

Alit quickly then became a widower when his new bride was drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual. Alit was only symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

Chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had then been ‘cleansed’ from the ‘defilement from the incident.’

[onlymark]

I can believe it.
Got lovely eyelashes some of them have.

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And those tongues! Oh, those tongues!

[cigalechanta]

hmm, and I thought you were normal

[auntieannie]

Next they'll say their mooo-ing is sweet music to their ears... haha, I kind of belive that the punishment was earned and that it had the desired effect... I believe everyone will note that taht kid was unemployed, which reminds me of this french saying " idleness is the mother of all vice"