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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 7, 2020 14:17:19 GMT
I know she prefers “ a room with a view”.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 7, 2020 16:28:20 GMT
Even though the country is flat, there is a hill to see at Waterloo.
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Post by questa on Jun 8, 2020 0:53:53 GMT
Your rhyming's OK but your metres's askew
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 8, 2020 8:47:55 GMT
It's because there's a hole in the sole of his shoe.
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Post by questa on Jun 8, 2020 12:52:40 GMT
That's what happens when you use cheap glue.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 8, 2020 17:14:43 GMT
He wears them when he does kung fu.
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Post by questa on Jun 8, 2020 23:08:09 GMT
When he takes them off everyone goes "PHEW!"
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Post by monetsmum on Jun 10, 2020 12:14:02 GMT
He needs a new pair from Jimmy Choo
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 10, 2020 14:01:22 GMT
I hear he uses the hide of a gnu.
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Post by questa on Jun 10, 2020 14:35:01 GMT
He drinks kale in some ghastly new age brew.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 10, 2020 14:42:59 GMT
A glass of that would make me spew.
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Post by questa on Jun 11, 2020 3:26:12 GMT
I'd be the same, look at you, and say ,"et tu?"
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 11, 2020 6:37:04 GMT
Do you live in France? Or Vanuatu?
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 11, 2020 10:39:32 GMT
Is that where Rudyard Kipling invented Baloo?
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 11, 2020 10:53:08 GMT
No, that was the jungle in Timbuktu.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 11, 2020 14:01:29 GMT
That's where the locals have learned to play the kazoo!
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Post by questa on Jun 11, 2020 15:00:07 GMT
Jungle? there's only desert in Timbuktu. Look it up on wiki and don't argue.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 11, 2020 16:15:03 GMT
I may have confused it with Katmandu.
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Post by questa on Jun 13, 2020 7:21:00 GMT
In Australia a cowboy is called a jackaroo.
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Post by mossie on Jun 13, 2020 14:29:53 GMT
He has fun playing Buckaroo
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 13, 2020 17:06:42 GMT
Whilst he cooks his steak on his barbecue.
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Post by kerouac2 on Jun 13, 2020 17:22:19 GMT
In case others drop by, it might be better to cook a few.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 13, 2020 21:14:43 GMT
Did you know he is cordon bleu?
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Post by questa on Jun 14, 2020 2:29:17 GMT
The women jackaroos are called.....Jillaroo
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 14, 2020 19:11:54 GMT
That makes me cry. Pass a tissue.
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Post by questa on Jun 15, 2020 0:24:01 GMT
All tissues are gone...now there is an issue
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Post by mossie on Jun 15, 2020 8:03:25 GMT
That is a real shame, now I shall miss you
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 15, 2020 8:28:42 GMT
And I shall miss you and your strange tattoo.
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Post by questa on Jun 15, 2020 12:35:45 GMT
Don't rubbish my tatt, man, or I'll reach for my noose.
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Post by mickthecactus on Jun 15, 2020 13:05:42 GMT
Noose??
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