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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2009 22:44:55 GMT
Here are the first two abominations. Sandwich Cake [/size] A layer of deviled ham, chicken salad and olive-nut spread between a whole loaf white bread surrounded by four packages of strawberry cream cheese. (I think the radish slices are a nice touch, myself.) Bacon And Fudge Danish Breakfast Sandwich
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 3, 2009 23:03:57 GMT
What the eff is strawberry cream cheese??! The "breakfast sandwich" seems to have extra sugar sprinkled on. They were so clever -- the top danish is upside down so that the flatter part can hold more sugar! I see this thread as another opportunity to foist one of my favorite things on an unsuspecting Any Port public, the wonderful Gallery of Regrettable Foods.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2009 5:53:54 GMT
Candy pizza Pizza covered in caramel and chocolate sauce, topped with miniature marshmallows, gum drops, M&M’s, coconut flakes, candy hearts and a candy fried egg plus chopped pecans. For those with a cholesterol deficiency.
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Post by bazfaz on Mar 4, 2009 8:25:21 GMT
And just when I was begining to feel better...
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Post by Don Cuevas on Mar 4, 2009 17:19:56 GMT
Wait a minute! The Danish actually looks quite good. How do you know it's an abomination if you haven't tasted one?
Here in Pátzcuaro, Mexico, one of the more upscale "International Cuisine" restaurants has, among other elaborate dishes, Salmon Fillet in Gorgonzola Sauce. Somehow, I just don't see it.
There's something abominable about cooking which oversauces and covers up natural flavors. That particular combination makes me want to heave just thinking about it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2009 18:05:17 GMT
I haven't tasted those other horrors either! Trust the Mexicans to defend mixing chocolate with bacon!
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 4, 2009 19:08:54 GMT
But who wouldn't be tempted by this darling log cabin:
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Post by gringalais on Mar 4, 2009 20:35:22 GMT
Ewww, that first one looks horrible where is the vomit icon when you need it?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2009 20:42:06 GMT
Actually, if you show the first one to someone in France and inform them that it is a savory rather than a sweet item, they will assume that the pink stuff is tarama, cod roe cream, and they might not even be repulsed if you add a few cherry tomatoes and some parsley.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2009 8:25:03 GMT
Egg n’ Ham Sammich A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks. The Sandwich of Knowledge The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger patties; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.
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Post by Don Cuevas on Mar 5, 2009 10:13:10 GMT
The Sandwich of Knowledge Looks like The Temple of Doom.
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Post by tillystar on Mar 5, 2009 15:11:28 GMT
There are some sick individuals in this world.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2009 10:13:01 GMT
The Meat Ship Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince.
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Post by happytraveller on Mar 6, 2009 11:45:33 GMT
EEEEK ! That looks discusting !
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Post by mockchoc on Mar 7, 2009 2:40:55 GMT
This is hillarious but I really don't think you can fit that many eggs on a sandwich unless they are quail eggs or similar.
Otherwise that bread is very big.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2009 6:11:52 GMT
The Pizza Cone Blueberry Waffle Breakfast Sandwich Breakfast sandwich with two eggs, two sausages, ham, string cheese and bacon between two blueberry waffles glazed with maple syrup.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 9, 2009 2:35:42 GMT
Too sorry, no pictures, but this emphatically belongs in this thread. I have a gmail address I seldom use. I was checking it when I noticed that a bar across the top of the mail listings said "Spam Vegetable Strudel - Bake 20 minutes or until golden, serve with soy sauce" . Off to the side, it helpfully added "Spam Recipe". Why gmail chooses to share this with its users I know not, but without further ado, I here present it to you all: * Exported from MasterCook * SPAM VEGETABLE STRUDEL Recipe By : Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Main dish Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 1 pk Long-grain and wild rice -mix (6.25 oz) 1/2 c Chopped carrot 1/2 c Chopped red bell pepper 1/4 c Orange juice 1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut in -thin strips (12 oz) 2 c Chopped mushrooms 1/4 c Sliced green onions 1 tb Dijon-style mustard 1/2 ts Basil 1/4 ts Pepper 6 Sheets frozen phyllo pastry, -thawed Butter-flavor vegetable -cooking spray 1 tb Dry bread crumbs Soy sauce Heat oven to 375'F. Prepare rice according to package directions. In small saucepan, combine carrots, red pepper, and orange juice. Bring to a boil. Cover and cook 5-7 minutes or until crisp-tender. Drain well. Place in medium bowl. In large skillet, saute SPAM, mushrooms, and green onion until tender. Add SPAM mixture, rice, mustard, basil, and pepper to vegetable mixture; stir well. Place 1 sheet phyllo pastry on a damp towel (keep remaining phyllo covered). Lightly coat phyllo with cooking spray. Layer remaining 5 sheets phyllo pastry on first sheet, lightly coating each sheet with cooking spray. Spoon SPAM mixture lengthwise down center of phyllo stack, leaving a 1/2″ border. Roll phyllo jelly-roll style, starting with long side containing SPAM mixture. Tuck ends under; place diagonally, seam side down, on baking sheet coated with cooking spray. Lightly coat top of pastry with cooking spray and sprinkle with bread crumbs. Make 12 (1/4″ deep) diagonal slits across top of pastry using a sharp knife. Bake 20 minutes or until golden. Serve with soy sauce.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2009 8:16:05 GMT
The Gastronomic Surprise Maxi Rainbow 24 Scoop Ice Cream Sundae
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Post by spindrift on Mar 9, 2009 8:50:23 GMT
I don't intend to be offensive - but are these items for sale in America? they're certainly not in the UK.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 9, 2009 8:55:53 GMT
I am sure the rainbow sundae must come from an iced cream emporium. I think everything else in the pictures was lovingly built at home.
I've never seen canned pork brains anywhere, although that doesn't mean they don't exist. Pigs feet and heads are sold even in supermarkets here, although I've never seen their brains for sale.
I suspect Spam is sold in the UK -- it's terrifyingly global.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2009 23:07:00 GMT
Meat Cake Meatloaf with potatoes and ketchup for icing.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 6:00:50 GMT
The Porkgasm Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 12, 2009 6:23:18 GMT
You are forcing me to post this. It's not an abomination, though ~~ it's art! (the carrot!)
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Post by Don Cuevas on Mar 12, 2009 11:19:01 GMT
Yes; very artistic.
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Post by spindrift on Mar 12, 2009 15:59:45 GMT
Don - please translate your signature for me.
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Post by Don Cuevas on Mar 12, 2009 18:33:06 GMT
Don - please translate your signature for me. Loosely, "When you are good and hungry, there's no such thing as hard bread."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2009 18:38:17 GMT
I had understood the 'hard bread' and was wondering what it was doing there!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2009 22:28:07 GMT
Scotch Egg On-A-Stick A hard boiled egg on-a-stick wrapped in sausage, rolled in breadcrumbs, and then deep fried.
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 14, 2009 23:36:10 GMT
That's rather horribly tempting!
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Post by bixaorellana on Mar 16, 2009 9:20:47 GMT
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